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sharpie123

1. sharpie123
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   August 5, 2011 10:50am UTC
   The first sign of madness is talking to yourself, the second sign is replying.
   
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2. sharpie123
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   August 5, 2011 10:45am UTC
   i put my phone onto 'airplane mode' and threw it up in the air ..... worst transformer ever.
   
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3. sharpie123
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   July 10, 2011 2:18pm UTC
   life is a game with a small fault .......
   but there is no restart button in it <3
   
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4. sharpie123
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   July 7, 2011 2:45pm UTC
   my mom says that pigs don't eat biscuits ......... so i said i better take that one out your hand ....
   burn !
   
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5. sharpie123
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   July 7, 2011 2:40pm UTC
   Friends will always be like : ' you deserve better '
   True friends will prank call your mum saying : ' you will die in 7 days '
   
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6. sharpie123
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   July 7, 2011 2:31pm UTC
   Boys fall for me -
   because i trip them <3
   
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7. sharpie123
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   July 6, 2011 4:03pm UTC
   what is stupid,crappy and a waste of paper ..?
   HOMEWORK .
   
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8. sharpie123
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   July 6, 2011 3:57pm UTC
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9. sharpie123
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   July 6, 2011 3:43pm UTC
   school is like a jail , the classrooms are the cells , the teachers are the guards , AND WE ARE THE PRISNORS !
   
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10. sharpie123
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 3:38pm UTC
    sometimes life is hard :/ so get a helmet ...! <3
    
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11. sharpie123
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    July 6, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    If you cant get someone out of your head,
    .. then maybe they are supposed to be there. <3
    
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12. sharpie123
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 11:40am UTC
    Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while your in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get :'(
    
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13. sharpie123
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    July 6, 2011 11:36am UTC
    You cry, I cry, ….you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff i laugh even harder!!
    
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14. sharpie123
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 11:31am UTC
    Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs :D
    
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15. sharpie123
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    July 6, 2011 11:27am UTC
    DONT DRINK AND DRIVE !.....
    you might spill somee :S
    
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16. sharpie123
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    July 6, 2011 11:06am UTC
    flying is simple ,
    you just throw yourself at the ground and miss .
    
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17. sharpie123
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    July 6, 2011 11:01am UTC
    There is a light at the end of every tunnel….
    just pray it’s not a train!
    
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18. sharpie123
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    July 5, 2011 3:40pm UTC
    summertime is were the best memories come in <3
    
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19. sharpie123
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    July 5, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing .
    
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20. sharpie123
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 3:00pm UTC
    Fashion,
    Music,
    Money,
    Boys ...
    Thats all i need ;)
    
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