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  1. loovetayloor loovetayloor
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 2:25pm UTC
    it took harry potter
    7 long books to catch the bad guy.. while it only takes scooby doo 25 minutes.

  2. Ipodaddict4now Ipodaddict4now
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    Moments I Hate # 3
    When My hands smell like coins or money. ew :x


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  4. remembermex3 remembermex3
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 7:45pm UTC
    Today, I was walking around my grandma's neighborhood with my little sister. We passed a cute guy, he was probably sixteen or seventeen, and I noticed two girls that were walking around in skimpy bikinis were walking towards us. They passed me and my sister, and walked right up to the guy. It was obvious they were trying to flirt with him. They were like, "you're really hot." (just straight up like that) and then "you should come hang out with us." I couldn't even believe these girls, they didn't even know the guy. He looked bored and impatient, which was weird, because they were really pretty (and in slutty bikinis) and obviously into him.
    Guess what he did?
    He smiled politely, ran his hand through his hair, took a step away from them and said. "Nah, I'm good." He walked away and didn't even look back at them.
    Later that day, I went to the park with my little sister and saw the same guy.
    He was carrying two bottles of water in over to a bench where a girl in a tee shirt, sweatpants, no makeup, with her hair damp and tied up in a bun was sitting. He walked over, kissed her on the forehead, handed her the water, and sat down beside her.
    "Thanks, love you," She told him.
    "I love you too beautiful," he said back and put his arm around her.
    guys like this give me hope. :)


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  6. xxBVBxx96 xxBVBxx96
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 2:23pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you forgot that you locked the bathroom door


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  8. Flaca Flaca
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    June 24, 2011 2:28pm UTC
    Asking somene to fav your quote is like asking people to laugh at your joke.


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  11. CrushSwim CrushSwim
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 2:43pm UTC
    HEY WELCOME TO HOLLISTER;
    heres your gas mask and flash light!


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  13. NewMoon NewMoon
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    Boy:I think you are ABCDEFGHIJK.
    Girl:What is that mean?
    Boy:Adorable,beautiful,charming, delightful,
    elegent, fiesty, gorgeous and hot.
    Girl:What is IJK mean?
    Boy:I'm just kidding xD
    Nmq

  14. AllyMarieee AllyMarieee
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 12:35am UTC
    When I drop my phone,
    I act like I just dropped a new born baby.

  15. whoaitsnessa whoaitsnessa
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 7:55pm UTC
    COP: "You look drunk. Say the alphabet Backwards." DRIVER: "Dude, i can't even do that when im Sober."

  16. tristaxo tristaxo
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    June 23, 2011 5:02pm UTC
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  17. i_lovehim i_lovehim
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 7:07am UTC
    teacher:
    why are you talking in my lesson
    student:
    why are you teaching in my conversation.

  18. sayyxxjayyxox33 sayyxxjayyxox33
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    Bestfriend: You like him;)
    you: no i dont.
    Bestfriend: yess you do
    you: no i dont!!
    Bestfriend: just admit it you do.
    you: i don't like him!
    Bestfriend: yess you do
    you: iknow..:/
    -credit to phenomenal for the format.♥

  19. belly123 belly123
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    June 23, 2011 12:42pm UTC
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  20. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    Did you get braces?
    No, I just randomly decided to pimp my teeth...

:)

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