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  1. starsixtyseven starsixtyseven
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 6:53am UTC
    “When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them
    they didn’t understand life.”
    – John Lennon

  2. HerEyesHerEyes HerEyesHerEyes
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 7:00am UTC
    Fave if you're
    British
    Comment if you're not with were you are from♥

  3. bluehope bluehope
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 7:00am UTC
    DEAR TABLOIDSIt's not funny when you make fun of people'seating disordersdo you have any idea what it's like, all the pain?guess not. So Shutthefuck up.Sincerely,someone who doesn't think other peoples pain is funny.

  4. vbrocks12 vbrocks12
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 2:12pm UTC
    I hate it when
    you like a boy but
    he starts liking your friend
    and 6 months later
    you're still not over
    him.

  5. b1air b1air
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 12:16pm UTC
    click the ♥ if you think my profile picture is sexy
    ;D

  6. queenlex13 queenlex13
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 1:00pm UTC
    IM CURIOUS !
    SO, favorite if your a righty.
    Comment if your a lefty.

  7. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    she didn't want that night to end,
    because for the first time, she wasn't faking a smile. ♥

  8. heatherrx3 heatherrx3
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 2:12pm UTC
    w i t ty c h ang e d s o m u c h .
    theirs no real quotes anymore, their all about jamesbrass i get it
    theirs a boy on witty so your gonna obsess over him
    ive been on witty for my whole life.
    & now witty is messed up.
    i came here to read quotes to make me feel better about my problems
    now witty is all about witty boys
    what happen to witty girls?
    favorite this if your going to fight
    for the old witty back

  9. blueberrybabe121 blueberrybabe121
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    Comment if you hate JamesBrass
    Comment if you love JamesBrass.
    Fave if you just want everyone to move on from him and turn witty back to normal again<3.

  10. yourmybestfriend yourmybestfriend
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 11:41pm UTC
    If your going to stay, stay forever. If your going to leave, then do it today. If your going to change, change for the better. & if your going to talk, make sure you mean what you say. ♥

  11. shutupitsjoy shutupitsjoy
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 8:39am UTC
    three biggest lies
    from a guys
    mouth:
    1. i'm not that type
    of guy
    2. i won't hurt you
    3. i'm sorrry
    hi, im shutupitsjoy and this is my quote and format; not whoevers jocking it kby

  12. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 12:25am UTC
    It's so hard to
    find a friend
    that's :
    99.9% sexy
    98% smart
    97% sweet
    & 100% amazing
    So don't you
    ever lose me . (;

  13. nothinglastsforever nothinglastsforever
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 10:05pm UTC
    Just talking to you makes me realize
    how much of a douche bag you really are
    and why I said goodbye
    I'm on my way to getting over you
    one-step-at-a-time

  14. sassydoodle24 sassydoodle24
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 4:02pm UTC
    JUST POSTING IT FOR ME but people can copy&please check my other quotes out thanks Witty(:
    CODES CODES CODES CODES~~~~~~~~~:) red backround ;
    CODES CODES CODES CODES~~~~~~~~~:)
    red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
    orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
    yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
    lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
    purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
    pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
    black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">
    spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">
    make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
    ** not mine i just wanted it on my profile so i could rmbr**

  15. summerxlovexrjk summerxlovexrjk
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    There are 3 opinions on this James Brass situation...
    The obsessed ones "omg James at least ik ur real! u r sooooo totally sweet and i really feel like ik u! i believe in u babe<3"
    The haters "wow thanks a lot, fake douche bag. you ruined witty and everyone on it cant stop talking about you! leave!"
    The confused ones "whos James Brass lol"
    *so heres a mission for you girls*
    fave if you want him gone, to spread awareness to top quotes!
    then post the link to this quote on his profile
    (www.wittyprofiles.com/author/JamesBrass)
    shall we start the Anti James Brass Movement? ;)

:)

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