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  1. open_minded_xox open_minded_xox
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    Real Guys
    Don'tlove the
    most beautiful
    girl in the world,
    They love the girl who
    makes their world
    THE MOST BEAUTIFUL.
    -nmf..

  2. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    Seeing a really old & "hot" janitor, then nudging your friend, saying "that's your boyfriend"♥
    jay

  3. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    Doing your hair
    first when you're getting ready for school,
    Because nothing looks good
    If your hair isn't done.

  4. unibugsrock unibugsrock
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    Today,
    I was baby sitting a four year old after school.
    I was feeling REALLY depressed; I had broken down at school and started cry because I felt stupid and annoying. (I even had to go to the guidance councilor's office)
    The four year old noticed that I looked sad and asked me what was wrong. I said, "Well, sometimes I feel weird and annoying."
    You know what he did? He grabbed my arm, rubbed it for a while with a determined look on his face. He then said:
    Well, you don't feel
    weird to me...
    Whoever said you
    feel weird has some
    real problems...
    This boy gives me hope...

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 11:00pm UTC
    just for the reco rd
    you still mean everything to me
    follow me, i follow back:) -jimmy365

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    ----------------
    I'm so glad I found you...
    unfortunately you haven't found me
    ----------------
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥

  7. Coconut_Lipgloss Coconut_Lipgloss
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    the moment of preparation
    before
    stepping onthe escalator.
    Not mine

  8. pInKlOvEr4eVa pInKlOvEr4eVa
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    Only in math problems
    Could you buy 60 cantaloupes and there's nobody thinking what the hell was wrong with you.

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    I wish it was as easy
    To make friends now
    As it was when I was a little kid.
    © ThatsSoMeee :)

  10. ZiZi123 ZiZi123
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    i don't think anyone could ever
    criticize me
    more severely than i viciously criticize myself

  11. mrsbieberr06 mrsbieberr06
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 10:45pm UTC
    Dear sleep,
    I know we had problems when I was younger. But now I love you.

  12. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    The Suite life of Zack and Cody;
    Hector: Esteban, I have great news! There has been a peaceful change of government in our country and your family's back in power!
    Esteban: You mean grandfather Geraldo Mario Juan Carlos Jose Diego Luka Pepe Bombaro Lupe Luigi Abarto Francisco Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez has taken the throne again?
    Hector: No. The other one.
    Esteban: Oh, you mean Fred?

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    you treat me badly for no reason
    yet, im still in love with you. stop breaking my heart and just let me love you.
    follow me, i follow back:) -jimmy365

  14. KiwiNinja17 KiwiNinja17
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    Friend: ....
    Me: ?
    Friend: I gotta tell you something...
    Me: :O...?
    Friend: I...
    Me: SPIT IT OUT WOMAN!!
    Friend: I lost your unicorn...
    Me: YOU WHAT?!?!
    Friend: I am so sorry! He saw something shiney & ran away! :'(
    Me:...
    Friend: Dez?
    Me: We might need to reconsider our friendship...
    nmf
    This really happened.... :)
    I was devestated...

  15. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    When you're younge,everything
    feels like it's the end of the world,
    wheN it's rEally juSt the beginning
    -17 Again

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    why is it that
    everytime Im just about to get over you, you give me a reason not to go?
    follow me, i follow back:) -jimmy365

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    It's the worst feeling when
    You smile at a baby
    And they just scrunch up their face
    And burst into tears.
    © ThatsSoMeee :)

  18. ZiZi123 ZiZi123
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    WHY RUI N
    the perfectly beautiful petals of a flower
    If you already know from the start that he loves you not?

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    today, my sister tried to recreate Simba's birth scene.
    however, she couldn't find our cat.
    instead, i walked in on her holding our rather enormous labrador-pitbull cross (who she had dressed in a fluffy orange sweater, orange fluffy socks and fake cat ears) in the air, spinning him around and painting his forehead in stripes.
    oh, our family. we're different.

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    the saddest thing in the world
    is loving somebody who used to love you.
    follow me, i follow back:) -jimmy365

:)

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