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  1. insidethequestion insidethequestion
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2010 2:17pm UTC
    listen to your dreams.
    they're smarter than you are.

  2. sensation sensation
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2010 12:39pm UTC
    Love has no age limit.
    It's not like alcohol or something. You don't have to be 21 to love. I mean, when I was
    three, I loved my teddy bear. The only difference now is my teddy bear is tall with light
    brown hair and green eyes. He can walk, talk, and this teddy bear actually loves me back. ///♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. flipflopgirl9797 flipflopgirl9797
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2010 8:55am UTC
    I think we all need to learn a lesson from this:
    A college professor was doing a demonstration to his students. He had
    a big glass jar. He put several big rocks in it. He asked his students 'Can
    anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.' Then he put small pebbles
    in the jar. Several students gave a chuckle realizing they were wrong. The
    professor asked again 'Can anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.'
    Then he poured a bag of sand in the jar. This time almost all of the students
    let out an almost laugh. Then he said 'The rocks are the important things in
    life; your family, friends, etc.' 'The pebbles are the minor things in life which
    come after the rocks.' 'The sand grains stand for all of the unnessacary things
    in life.' 'If you were to put all the sand grains in first [the unnessacary things],
    then the pebbles [the minor things], then the rocks [the important things], it
    wouldn't fit. Therefore, you have to realize that family and friends come first.
    not mine, credit to SOCCERfreak20
    used it in an essay i did for english! :)

  5. woahhcourtney1 woahhcourtney1
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2010 10:54am UTC
    There's a huge difference between ;
    \\ who we love, who we settle for, and who we're meant for. //

  6. TheMahlee TheMahlee
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2010 6:24pm UTC
    W h y d o w e n e e d a l g e b r a?
    F I N D I N G X I S O N L Y U S E F U L I F Y O U ' R E A P I R A T E .

  7. TheMahlee TheMahlee
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2010 6:33pm UTC
    My room is not messy; it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit. ♥///

  8. TaintedHeart TaintedHeart
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2010 4:04pm UTC
    I'M WARNING YOU BEFORE YOU GET INVOLVED.
    I'm a complete mess.

  9. Ilykcupcakes Ilykcupcakes
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2010 1:03pm UTC
    S i l e n c e
    is a girls loudest cry.

  10. LeleNRenziRockinOut LeleNRenziRockinOut
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2010 5:18pm UTC
    sometimes you have to cry for no reason
    to make up for all the times you wanted to cry & didn't

  11. kaitlynamazing96 kaitlynamazing96
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2010 5:52pm UTC
    CONVERSATION ON PHONE BETWEEN A BOY AND GIRL WHO HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 5 MONTHS: (it's sad but read it. it's worth it)
    Boy: Hey, hun!
    Girl: Hey.
    Boy: I missed you at school today. Why weren't you there?
    Girl: Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.
    Boy: Oh really? Why?
    Girl: Oh, nothing. Just some annual shots, that's all.
    Boy: Oh.
    Girl: So what did we do in math today?
    Boy: You didn't miss anything that great, just a lot of notes.
    Girl: Ok, good.
    Boy: Yeah.
    Girl: Hey, I have a question...
    Boy: Ok, ask away.
    Girl: ....how much do you love me?
    Boy: You know I love you more than anything in this world.
    Girl: Yeah...
    Boy: Why did you ask?
    Girl: ...>silence<...
    Boy: Is something wrong?
    Girl: No. Nothing at all.
    Girl: ...how much do you care about me?
    Boy: I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.
    Girl: You would?
    Boy: Yeah of course I would. >sounding worried< Is there something wrong?
    Girl: No, everything's fine..
    Boy: Are you sure
    Girl: Yeah.
    Boy: Okay...I hope so.
    Girl: .....would you die for me?
    Boy: I would take a bullet for you anyday, hun.
    Girl: Really?
    Boy: Anyday. Now, seriously, is there something wrong?
    Girl: No, I'm fine. You're fine. We're fine. Everyone and everything is fine.
    Boy: ......okay.
    Girl: ....well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school.
    Boy: Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU!
    Girl: Yeah...I love you, too. Bye.
    THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
    Boy: Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today?
    Friend: No.
    Boy: Oh.
    Friend: She wasn't here yesterday, either.
    Boy: I know. She was acting all weird on the phone last night.
    Friend: Well, dude, you know how girls are sometimes.
    Boy: Yeah, but not her.
    Friend: I don't know what else to say, man.
    Boy: Okay, well I gotta get to english. I'll see ya after school.
    Friend: Yeah I gotta get to science. Later.
    THAT NIGHT:
    -ring-
    -ring-
    -ring-
    Girl: Hello?
    Boy: Hey.
    Girl: Oh, hi.
    Boy: Why weren't you at school today?
    Girl: Uh, I had another appointment with the doctor.
    Boy: Are you sick?
    Girl: ….um, I have to go. My mom’s calling on the other line.
    Boy: I’ll wait.
    Girl: It may take a while. I’ll call you later.
    Boy: Alright……I love you.
    >very long pause<
    Girl: (with a tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up.
    Boy: What!?
    Girl: It’s the best thing for us right now.
    Boy: Why?
    Girl: I love you.
    -click-
    THE GIRL DOESN’T COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
    Boy: Hey dude.
    Friend: Hey.
    Boy: What’s up?
    Friend: Nothing. Hey…have you talked to your ex lately?
    Boy: No.
    Friend: So you didn’t hear?
    Boy: Hear what?
    Friend: Um, I don’t know if I should be the one to tell you…
    Boy: dude, what the hell just tell me!
    Friend: Uh….call this number…433-555-3468
    Boy: Ok…
    BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
    -ring-
    -ring-
    -ring-
    Voice: Hello, Suppam County Hospital. This is Nurse Beckham.
    Boy: Uh, I must have the wrong number. I’m looking for my friend.
    Voice: What is their name, sir?
    (boy gives info)
    Voice: Yes, this is the right number. She’s one of our patients here.
    Boy: Really? Why? What happened? How is she?
    Voice: Her room number is 646 in building A, suite 3.
    Boy: WHAT HAPPENED!?!
    Voice: Please come by, sir, and you can see her. Goodbye.
    Boy: WAIT! NO!
    -dial tone-
    BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
    Boy: Oh my God, are u okay??
    Girl: .......
    Boy: Sweetie!! Talk to me!!
    Girl: I.....
    Boy: You what? YOU WHAT?
    Girl: I have cancer and I’m on life support.
    Boy: ....>breaks into tears<....
    Girl: They're taking me off tonight.
    Boy: Why?
    Girl: I wanted to tell you, but I couldn’t .
    Boy: Why didn’t you tell me?
    Girl: I didn’t want to hurt you.
    Boy: You could never hurt me.
    Girl: I just wanted to see if you felt about me the same as I felt about you.
    Boy: ?
    Girl: I love you more than anything. I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you.
    Boy: (crying)
    Girl: Don’t be sad. I love you and I’ll always be here with you
    Boy: Then why did you break up with me?
    Nurse: Young man, visiting hours are over.
    The boy leaves and later that night the girl is taken off of life support and dies, but what the boy didn’t know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time. She only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks left to live and thought that it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
    NEXT DAY
    The boy is found dead with a gun in one hand and a note in the other.
    THE NOTE SAID:
    “I told her that I would take a bullet for her, just like she said she would die for me.”

  12. clumsgirl811 clumsgirl811
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2010 3:17pm UTC
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    [<3] press the heart? [<3]

  13. HotChelleRae_Luv HotChelleRae_Luv
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2010 7:48pm UTC
    Loveisapromise;;
    IL o v e i s a s o u v e n i e r > o n c e
    given never forgotten;;
    [ never let it disappear. ]
    -John Lennon

  14. commonsense17 commonsense17
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2010 10:00pm UTC
    Why am I afraid to lose you
    { when you're not even mine?... }
    </3

  15. doubletroubllllle015 doubletroubllllle015
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2010 6:49pm UTC
    How many days in a year?
    ♥ she*woke*up*with*hope*but*only*found*tears ♥

  16. taaylaah taaylaah
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2010 11:27pm UTC
    i want to paint a picture,
    a picture with a twist;
    i want to paint a picture,
    a picture on my wrist;
    and when i paint this picture,
    a fountain will appear;
    and if i press down hard enough,
    a l l t h e p a i n w i l l d i s a p p e a r ;

  17. screamyourheartout384 screamyourheartout384
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2010 6:20pm UTC
    mom,
    i could be dying
    & you're not answering the phone.

  18. JustDriveAway_ JustDriveAway_
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2010 7:58pm UTC
    Sometimes, the smallest things
    take up the most room in your heart ♥
    -winnie the pooh

  19. heartsandsuchx3 heartsandsuchx3
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2010 5:05pm UTC
    Look at her and you'll see;
    a pretty girl, confident
    and outgoing. She has amazing
    friends and she couldn't ask for
    a better boyfriend.
    Just looking at her you'd never guess;
    she's SCARED.
    *Scared* about what everyone thinks
    and says about her.
    [Scared] that she’s not good enough
    and never will be.
    But most of all she's
    (s.c.a.r.e.d) about someone better
    coming along and taking her place
    in his heart<3

  20. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2010 4:35pm UTC
    i wish i
    were a little girl
    without the
    weight of the
    world.
    ♥ ♥ ♥

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