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  1. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    When a girl wants to kiss you:: She
    plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles her
    fingers, and waits for you to make a move.
    When a boy wants to kiss you:: Smiles
    nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the
    right moment to make a move.
    When I want to kiss you: I stare at you
    from a distance, and start sobbing about how
    ugly I am, and that I'll die alone with
    approximately 73 cats.

  2. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  3. sugacupps sugacupps
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2011 2:57am UTC
    Every girl has their
    bestfriend, boyfriend and true love.
    You know you're lucky if they're all the same person.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  4. NextChapter_ NextChapter_
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2011 2:51am UTC
    I wonder if guardian angels cry
    when they see it all played out,
    and as they stand with their hands tied,
    oh, do they cry out loud?
    Oh, it's not supposed to go like that.

  5. Runaway_love Runaway_love
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2011 5:03am UTC
    Black ; <div style="background-color: black;">
    Red ; <div style="background-color: red;">
    Orange ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
    Yellow ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
    Light Blue ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
    Pink ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
    Hot Pink ; <div style="background-color: #ff0066;">
    Coral Pink ; <div style="background-color: #ff3333;">
    Orange ; <div style="background-color: #ff6600;">
    Gold ; <div style="background-color: #ffcc00;">
    Lime Green ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    Bright Green ; <div style="background-color:#00ff00;">
    Cyan ; <div style="background-color: cyan;">
    Sky Blue ; <div style="background-color: #0099ff;">
    Turquoise ; <div style="background-color: #006666;">
    Lavender ; <div style="background-color: #333ccc;">
    Purple ; <div style="background-color: #9900ff;">
    Dark Purple ; <div style="background-color: #330066;">
    FONTS
    Rage Italic LET
    <span style="font-family: Rage Italic LET">
    segoe script
    <span style="font-family: 'segoe script';">
    segoe print
    <span style="font-family: 'segoe print';">
    Mis style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px orange;">
    Yellow ; <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px yellow;">
    Pink ; <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px pink;">
    Black ; <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px black;">
    Purple ; <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px purple;">
    SCROLL-BOX
    <div style="border-right: #0ada0a 1px solid; border-top: #0ada0a 1px solid; overflow: scroll; border-left: #0ada0a 1px solid; width: 227px; border-bottom: #0ada0a 1px solid; height: 120px; text-align: center">
    FADES:
    http://www.patorjk.com/text-color-fader/
    http://www.vex.net/~x/xfade/basic.html
    OTHER
    spacing of lines closer : <div style="line-height: 10px;">
    text squished together : <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">

  6. AlexxAndroid AlexxAndroid
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 3:18pm UTC
    Not mine, needed to save
    red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
    orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
    yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
    lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
    purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
    pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
    black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">
    spacing of lines closer; <div style="line-height: 10px;">
    make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
    To make a dotted border....
    <div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    To make a hot pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a black backround...
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a solid border....
    <div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    to make a dashed border....
    <div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
    to make a medium blue backround....
    <div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
    </span></span></span></div>
    to make a light pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a blue backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    Hot Pink Shadows: <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px #ff0066;">
    Coral Pink Shadows: <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px #ff3333;">
    Orange Shadows: <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px #ff6600;">
    Yellow Shadows: <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px yellow;">
    Gold Shadows: <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px #ffcc00;">
    Lime Green Shadows: <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px limegreen;">
    Bright Green Shadows: <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px #00ff00;">
    Cyan Shadows: <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px cyan;">
    Sky Blue Shadows: <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px #0099ff;">
    Torquoise Shadows: <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px #006666;">
    Lavender Shadows: <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px #333ccc;">
    Purple Shadows: <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px #9900ff;">
    Dark Purple Shadows: <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px #330066;">
    Rage Italic LET
    <span style="font-family: Rage Italic LET">
    segoe print
    <span style="font-family: 'segoe print';">
    *A really good site :D *
    Patorjk.com and click rainbow color text fader

  7. Brittney_Bieber Brittney_Bieber
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 7:27am UTC
    That feeling you get,
    when someone says your name

  8. owlcitylove373 owlcitylove373
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 7:31am UTC
    |||||||||||||||||||||||||
    sorry I wasn't good enough. </3s

  9. emmaxxmay17 emmaxxmay17
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 7:04am UTC
    FRIDAY!

  10. MusicSavesLives MusicSavesLives
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 7:08am UTC
    "Hey, Momma... wanna play the random game..?"
    "Sure"
    "Ok I'll start... cheese."
    "Pickles."
    "I'm pregnant..."
    "WHAT THE HELL???"
    smartphOWNED.com

  11. rufus1717 rufus1717
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 7:06am UTC
    That awkward moment...
    When you hear an Atheist person say 'Oh my God!'

  12. Emilyiscool28 Emilyiscool28
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2011 8:54am UTC
    Justin Bieber ♥


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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