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TheBrokenSmile
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December 13, 2011 3:17pm UTC

My greatest fear?
That one day, he'll wake up and decide I'm not worth it anymore. Oh, wait. It's already happened.

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DiNoLuVxD
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December 13, 2011 5:39pm UTC

"Do you behave like this at home?!"
Yes, actually.

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OriginalityIsDead
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December 13, 2011 4:11pm UTC

Dear Dora,
You've been 5 year olds for about 11 years now.
what's your secret?

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teenqueen143
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December 13, 2011 5:47pm UTC

Admit it ;
at least once in our life
we have all tried to
balance the
light switch between
the on and off position.

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Cutecat0413
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November 6, 2011 7:05pm UTC

Phil went back to the future.
Lizzy stayed in Rome.
Kim saved the world with Ron.
Zach and Cody went to college.
Steven stayed on his vacation.
Troy and Gabriella graduated.
And just like Disney Channel,
my childhood's ruined.

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CranberryLump
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December 11, 2011 12:35pm UTC

*****
Dear Algebra,
Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y.
*****
Format by Sandrasaurus

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ChelseyGrace
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December 11, 2011 12:20pm UTC

never compare your
LOVE LIFE
with those in the movies
because they are written
BY SCRIPTWRITERS
yours is written by GOD

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Cutecat0413
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December 11, 2011 2:15pm UTC

Random Person: Omg, you and him would be so cute!
Me: Well, um, do you mind telling him that?

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mimiwaggs
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December 10, 2011 10:11pm UTC

we're gonna get married
he just doesn't know it yet.

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tayzerrrr
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December 10, 2011 10:03pm UTC

Dear Girls,
Bruno Mars may take 1 grenade for you but we take hundreds.
Sincerely, the army

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talkactivegirly125
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December 11, 2011 7:20pm UTC

If drama was vodka,
Our school would be wasted
nmf-QuQu101

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bizzlebelles
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December 11, 2011 7:07pm UTC

i wonder..
the mir ror makes you look beautiful
the camera makes you look like a demented potato
so what do you look li ke
from a
BoYS
Point of view?

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MagicLoveDynomite14
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December 11, 2011 7:07pm UTC

That moment when;
Your in the middle of writing an essay and you get distracted by
Facebook
&
Twitter
&
Witty!

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jblove543
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December 4, 2011 11:42pm UTC

coolest.thing.ever.
TRY HOLDING DOWN THE "N" KEY WHILE
pressing the fave button.
format by DamnnTaylorx

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haterzzbemotivators
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November 30, 2011 10:23pm UTC

Patrick: How much is it?
Mr. Krabs: Five dollars.
Patrick: All what I have is seven.
Mr. Krabs: Deal.
Patrick: Patrick Star, you are one smart shopper. ♥

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candygirl123
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November 17, 2011 9:59pm UTC

And I'm Still wAiting For that one guy
to prove all the others wrong
♥

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