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  1. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 9:21am UTC
    Trying to make a KitKat sound like they do in commercials

  2. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. sexxychickk sexxychickk
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 2:48am UTC
    I'm gonna buy a pizza 5 minutes before the New Year & when they arrive I'll say "I Orderd This Damn Thing A Year Ago!"

  5. NotLikeTheOthers NotLikeTheOthers
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 2:40am UTC
    Roses are red
    Niall is hot
    this poem does not rhyme
    I don't care.

  6. horserider99 horserider99
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    Words left unspoken
    Leave hearts broken

  7. StillHere StillHere
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    You can't inspire people by being dead

  8. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    I almost went outside and did something productive today, But my WIFI doesn't reach that far.

  9. LouisTomoFanfics LouisTomoFanfics
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    Sometimes the darkest nights gives rise to the brightest mornings

  10. ialmostlovedyouwhy ialmostlovedyouwhy
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    Bad desicions make good,
    stories.

  11. chethu chethu
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    Dont take it easily
    Otherwise
    You will be taken as easily

  12. beautifulsmiles beautifulsmiles
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    The few lies I can actually tell,
    should have been the hardest to say.

  13. SwagIsAHabit SwagIsAHabit
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    A lion will never cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. Hyouka* Hyouka*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    ( In walmart today)
    *Justin Bieber's song Baby comes on the radio in the store*
    Me: *starts dancing randomly and sees my dad*
    Me: Hey dad , you dig justin beiber ? c:
    Dad: *turn around and walks away the other direction away from me*
    Me: -.-

  16. HGlover12 HGlover12
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    Whats the point of being in a relationship if you still
    FEEL SINGLE

  17. xnevershoutsalena xnevershoutsalena
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    Me at 3am: SHE SAYS BABY, IT'S THREE AM I MUST LONELY.

  18. EmilyStyles EmilyStyles
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    White Lips, Pale face.
    Breathing in the snowflakes

  19. Melrose* Melrose*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 3:19pm UTC
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  20. ayerosiee ayerosiee
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    Could I be perfect?

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