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Hi there!(:
The name is Sandy
I love dinosaurs, music, dancing, singing, and performing.
I wanna escape the life I live right now.
I'd love to be famous.
madalynmarie is my best friend ever (you should go check her profile out)
Enjoy!!<3

~sandysinger

Words touch the mind. Love touches the heart. Music touches the soul. <3

sandysinger
posted a quote
October 24, 2011 1:16am UTC

Don't forget:
Christmas wishes
Can be sent in early
And this year,
I feel a
Christmas Miracle
coming(:

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sandysinger
posted a quote
October 24, 2011 12:53am UTC

So please,
just fall in love
with me
this Christmas
<3

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sandysinger
posted a quote
October 24, 2011 12:50am UTC

62 days until Christmas?
Close enough!
*clicks Christmas playlist*
<3

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sandysinger
posted a quote
October 24, 2011 12:08am UTC

Another normal night of Facetime...
Maddie: OH F**K A SPIDER!!!!
Me: DON'T LET IT CRAWL INTO YOUR
MOUTH!!!
*I see a huge textbook fly across the screen*
Maddie: AHHHHH!!
Me: *dies of laughter*
~Madalynmarie&Sandysinger~

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sandysinger
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 10:12pm UTC

"Stop laughing or I'll put my foot in your throat!"
~Jeff Davis~
~Whose Line Is It Anyway?~
<3

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sandysinger
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 10:07pm UTC

Chances are something I always get.
Missing them is something I always do.
Regretting them is my life.

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sandysinger
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 10:04pm UTC

Love-
1. Starts great, ends bad.
2. Crazy, Look before you fall.
3. Worth it in the end.

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sandysinger
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 9:40pm UTC

Me: I didn't do my homework last night..
Teacher: Why?
Me: Well, you see my dog was sitting on my backpack, and I didn't have the heart to move him...
Teacher: ...... -.-"

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sandysinger
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 9:35pm UTC

I told my turtle to "Come at me bro."
He did...very slowly.

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sandysinger
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 9:32pm UTC

Winter uniforms?
Bring on the sweater vests.

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sandysinger
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October 17, 2011 9:30pm UTC

Okay, so I fell asleep in Bio one day.
My teacher woke me up with a smile saying
"Did you enjoy your nap?"
The entire class laughed at me.
10 minutes late one of my guy friends who sat in front of me was completely zoned out.
My teacher asked him "Would you like to take a nap with Sandy?"
His response?
He turned around, with a big smile on his face and said "No, she snores."
My teacher almost died from laughter.
This is gonna stick with me until the day I graduate..

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sandysinger
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 9:22pm UTC

I wish my quotes would get faved
Like a
hot guy's "truth is" status gets liked...

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sandysinger
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 9:17pm UTC

Hun, you may live in the shadows.
But I live in a cave...
in the freaking Arctic Circle..

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sandysinger
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 11:01pm UTC

Baby, I just ran out of band-aids.
I don't even know where to start.
Cause you can bandage the damage.
You never really can fix a heart...

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posted a quote
October 14, 2011 10:47pm UTC

Today I asked him who he wanted to be.
He said, "Yours." pulled me in, and kissed me.
It was perfect <3
LOL JK
Today I fell alseep in class and got laughed at by everyone...

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sandysinger
posted a quote
October 14, 2011 6:16pm UTC

I sware to God...
my life is exactly like the movie
CYBERBULLY.
And I'm
Emily Osment...

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sandysinger
posted a quote
October 14, 2011 6:11pm UTC

On the bus my 'best friend' was texting my ex-boyfriend, who was sitting behind her and across the isle from me.
Her: OMG, she texting (boy she doesn't even like)!!!!
Him: Really? All I hear is blah blah blah blah blah...
*I start talking to her about my upcoming auditions*
Him: OMG I'm going to California too! It's sooooo amazing, I'm just like really shut the f**king hell up B*tch.
Her: IKR!?
I was sitting in here room crying while reading it, when she walked back into her room, she saw her phone in my hand, she was quick to blame me...
I don't think she really gets how that made me feel..
Funny how people who used to be there for you really aren't...
I honestly hope they're happy.
Cause I'm
DONE.

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sandysinger
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 4:58pm UTC

I just wanna show you,
she don’t even know you,
she's never gonna love you like I want to.
And you just see right through me.
If you only knew me.
We could be a beautiful miracle, unbelievable,
Instead of just invisible...

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sandysinger
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 3:47pm UTC

Down side about being short. #1
When you're walking up the stairs behind someone tall.
And their butt is in your face...

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sandysinger
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 2:45pm UTC

Another Normal Day In Class...
Bio Teacher: Humans are probably the reason for the extinction of the wooly mammoth...
Kid That Sits Next To Me: They're gone?!?!

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