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samjam

1. samjam
   posted a quote
   July 3, 2012 10:53pm UTC
   YOU say something= i laugh
   YOU smile= i die a little inside
   someone says YOUR name=i get butterflies
   YOU kiss me= i go to the moon and back twice.
   YOU= my every thought
   
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2. samjam
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   July 1, 2012 12:09pm UTC
   that day you have been waiting for to bring your boyfriend away with you
   that day is finally here:)
   
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3. samjam
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   June 30, 2012 9:14pm UTC
   i need you
   
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4. samjam
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   June 30, 2012 12:17am UTC
   that big white empty room. with the walls that echo my every move action and thought.
   i run and run and run but never make it to the end. its terrifying
   NOW GET OUT OF MY HEAD
   
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5. samjam
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   June 29, 2012 12:07am UTC
   *gets a text*
   text:are you awake?
   me:no i taught my pillow how to text
   
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6. samjam
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   June 28, 2012 11:48pm UTC
   me:i need a new witty quote.
   frozen: write it about your birthday and six month
   me: i cant!!!! i did that this morning
   frozen:so do it againnnnnn
   love you frozenlife5
   
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7. samjam
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   June 28, 2012 5:44pm UTC
   me and frozenlife5 at canobie tonightttttt
   SHES GONNA TRY THE SHARPIE TEST
   
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8. samjam
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2012 1:09am UTC
   it is my 16 birthday and our 6 month anniversary so excited i could explode
   does it get any better than that?!?!!????
   
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9. samjam
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   June 27, 2012 12:02am UTC
   every girl thinks that they want that one guy in school that has SWAG a ton of muscles and super hot body
   but what we all learn eventually is that the guy with SWAG and all the muscles that you thought was perfect hes really not
   dont go for that guy go for the guy with the crazy personality the one that will be a complete dork with you
   thankfully i got to come to that realization much earlier than most people
   Derrick i love you
   
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10. samjam
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    June 26, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    sending your bestfriend into a flashback...not a good one
    you panick and think of a moment when it was just the two of you and you guys almost died laughing
    *instantly takes bad flashback away*
    #ilovethisgirlandourlatenightconvos
    
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11. samjam
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 12:37am UTC
    you cry
    i die
    
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12. samjam
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    June 25, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    i should just cross out cop and write policeofficer in sharpie then your dad will like my shirt
    i love our conversations
    
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13. samjam
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    June 24, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    Summer....the fun just begins
    
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14. samjam
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    June 23, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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15. samjam
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    June 22, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    why is is so hott when guys play with little kids?
    watching a 5 year old little girl ask my boyfriend if she could paint his nails hot pink
    he said YES OF COURSE YOU CAN
    with everyone around he said yes!!
    #todiefor
    
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16. samjam
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 10:20am UTC
    You smile
    I die a little bit inside
    
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17. samjam
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    June 20, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    Have you ever been yelled at for not knowing how to drive somewhere because you know you'll get lost?
    Yeah I have, just did its pretty awesome......
    
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18. samjam
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    June 18, 2012 11:48pm UTC
    My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between I occupy myself as best I can 
    
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19. samjam
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    Tomorrow's father's day.
    Me and my father talk
    You and your father don't
    I invite you over to keep you from feeling alone
    And you push me away
    Because I don't understand
    And can't try because you don't let me
    Then say things like 'You don't understand and never will because you have a father that loves you'
    I don't blame you
    It makes me realize how happy/lucky I am but it makes me sad that one of the most special people to me has to deal with it
    
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20. samjam
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    That moment when your boyfriend gets the approval from your math teacher
    
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