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ryann25


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    December 18, 2011 3:31am UTC
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  3. kelsierf kelsierf
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    October 3, 2011 10:25pm UTC
    Can you relate?
    You sit in your towel after your shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    You and your best friend can say one word to each other and crack up.
    You hate when one string of your hoodie is longer than the other.
    You hate it when people think you like someone, when you clearly don't.
    You hate it when your favorite song comes on as your pulling into the driveway.
    You feel like if you turn on your lights, you will be safe from anything.
    You push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    You laugh when people get hurt, and then stop when you realize it's serious.
    You hate it when parents get serious about something funny you told them.
    You hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    You pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    You text the person next to you things you can't say out loud.
    You hate it when people in front of you walk really slow, and you can't get pass them.
    You're always tired, no matter how much sleep you get.
    You stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid the beeps.
    You hate when you're mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    You check the fridge every 10 seconds to see if food magically appears.
    nmf

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