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  1. ellen_m_7 ellen_m_7
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    *When I get home from school*
    me: *Sees brother* Sam go away!
    me: Oh hey mom. Yes my day was fine...
    me: Yes dad, I'll do my homework. Dad I just want to relax. DAD.
    me: *Dog walks in the room* WHO'S A GOOD GIRL? WHO'S MY GOOD GIRL? WHO'S MY BEAUTIFUL DOGGY WOGGY? IS IT YOU? YES IT IS! ARE YOU A GOOD GIRL? YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE!
    Family:
    Me:
    Family:
    Me:
    Dog: *walks away*
    Me: LET ME LOVE YOU

  2. Shana* Shana*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
    dad: hey she came out of her hole
    dad: it's like you live in a cave
    dad: we haven't seen you in a while
    dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
    dad: you only leave to stock up on food
    dad: oh and there she goes
    dad: walking right past me with her food
    dad: see you in a few days
    not mine, my friends' facebook status

  3. loveisforlovers loveisforlovers
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    You really love him, don't you ?
    I didn't say a name,
    but whoever popped into your head,
    you love.

  4. prplesockerninja22 prplesockerninja22
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    Admit it
    we've all hidden our favorite food from the rest of the family.
    Format by Sandrasauras

  5. laikkomessi laikkomessi
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 1:36pm UTC
    After watching Harry Potter movies:
    5 percent:That was a great movie.
    90 percent:I want to be a wizard!

  6. nicoleypoleyoley nicoleypoleyoley
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 11:29pm UTC
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  7. xxnevershoutnever xxnevershoutnever
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    We aren't dating, but
    WHEN I SEE SOMEONE ELSE FLIRTING WITH YOU,
    I just wanna punch them in the face.

  8. Maz117 Maz117
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 9:14am UTC
    That Awkward Moment...
    When someone says "you two should go out" and you're there like I WISH...

  9. Cutecat0413 Cutecat0413
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 12:19am UTC
    You know that feeling late at night? When you're laying in your bed, just staring at the ceiling? There are so many different things running through your mind. You think about yourself and the experiences that have made you who you are. You think about your past and the mistakes you wish you could take back. You think about the people you cherise and how they've impacted your life. But then, after all of that, you think about something else. You think about that one person. That one person that holds every little bit of your heart in their hands. And you realize that they have the power to destroy you in seconds. In seconds you're heart could be shattered and you would have no control over it. Your heart starts beating out of your chest, and you start to panic. Because you realize that maybe you'll wake up, and they'll be gone. And no matter what you say, they wont come back. It's scary. That feeling. Knowing that it could all be over before you can accept it.

  10. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    You want to be dead,
    I just want to feel alive.

  11. Sunny1703 Sunny1703
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    I'll stop loving you,
    When Wittians hate Temple Run.


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  15. nellgurl nellgurl
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    i feel pathetic , i know third graders who are in serious relationships and i havent had a serious boyfriend yet
    just alone forever is my style </3

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. iheartmusicx16 iheartmusicx16
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    I'm so effing sorry that I was depressed while you were being happy.
    I'm so effing sorry that I'm stressed out.
    I'm so effing sorry you can't handle it.
    I'm getting to the end of my rope.

  17. MamaMustache MamaMustache
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    that creepy guuy around the corner that u see every weekend? he is probably just looking for girls to freak out then get thier numbers and sext them allll night loooooooooooooooong, and that my dear is wat makes a pervert. STAY AWAY

  18. RaRaLoVeSyou RaRaLoVeSyou
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    Is it just me...
    or is it when you are depressed,
    you grab some ice cream and listen to adele
    you are screaming the lyrics,
    ice dream flying everywhere,
    then your dad walks in,
    you just stop moving,
    sooooo awkward..........

  19. summerloving summerloving
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    She's a beautiful girl
    with an ugly secret.

  20. RaeBaby123 RaeBaby123
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 1:59pm UTC
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