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Terilyn
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 7:03pm UTC

Me: Mom these are the Vans i want to get. *shows her le vans on my laptop*
My Mom: *grabs the laptop and looks at them* Those are cute! We'll get them this weekend.
My Mom: *starts looking at my other tabs* Look, Alex liked your photo on Facebook!
Me: Yes I know. Can you give me my compu-
My Mom: Oooh! What's Wittyprofiles?
Me: MOM I'M PREGNANT!
My Mom:
Me:
Witty:
Voldemort:
Josh Hutcherson:
Canada:
Me: haha. uh. APRIL FOOL'S.
My Mom: But it's not Apr-
Me: Ha. I know it's not.. Silly Billy. ha. bye mom. i have to go.. wash the cat. Pip Pip Doodley Doo! *grabs the laptop and runs*
My Mom: *yells after me* We don't have cat!
Me: PIP. PIP. DOODLEY. DOO.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 12:55pm UTC

"Cancer is funny because people die"
So, this is a facebook page. I cried when I saw it. I burst into tears and they couldn't stop. I was at the hospital with my aunt. She was sleeping. I was scrolling through facebook when this page popped up. I looked at my aunt whose dying from her leukimia and burst into tears. I saw her white, frail skin and cried some more. I wiped the tears when her daughter walked into the room. Her daughter is 4 and very bright for her age. She climbed into my lap and stared at her mommy. She started crying. She looked at me with her big, gray eyes that were filled with tears. "Make mommy better." She said to me. I looked at her and cried, "I Wish." I told her. A little while later we left her room. We went downstairs and I saw her little brother. He just turned 2. He wouldn't hug me, when I tried touching him. He screamed and cried. Their other sister has down syndrome. It was her first time at the hospital since her mom was put in. She ended up having a seizure. The doctor said its anxiety issues from being at the hospital. From not having their mom. I couldn't explain how much pain and sorrow I felt. But, with all that pain. I felt anger. Someone had the nerve to make a facebook group like that? To make people filled with so much anger at the thought of their family members dying. My dad went through cancer. So did my mom. My grandpa died from cancer. So did his wife. My aunt had breast cancer. And for someone to make a page like that.... I can't even explain it.

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FullOfRegrets
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 6:16pm UTC

Carly Rae Jepsen is older than Lady Gaga
Just let that sink in

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Pesadilla
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 1:29pm UTC

click to see this quote

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shortyac1357
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 10:27pm UTC

She's 102 yrs young
She's sweet and kind and entergetic.
She's a fighter; survived breast cancer.
She is my great grandma.
And she fell last night.
And she is in intensive care.
Please pray for her.

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LoveStinks97
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 9:07pm UTC

Am i the only one that thinks
That im one of those friends that everyone pretends to like?
Just something that i wonder every day...

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AwesomeUsername
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 9:06pm UTC

My guy friend almost got into a fight at Wal-Mart 'cause this kid thought he was funny in front of his friends:
Kid: Nice V-neck. Looks like my sister's.
My friend: Oh, I'm sorry. Must've put on the wrong shirt after I f/cked her.

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behindthissmilexx
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 10:59pm UTC

I was at McDonald's when I saw some chuby chick making fun of a disabled kid
Me: you know it's not right to make fun of somone for that it could happen to any of us
Girl: God gave me a mouth to Speek and I'm going to use it
me: well god gave you a mouth to eat too,but looks like you have abused that privilege.
Girl: -speechless-
Me: oh and you might want to wipe that katchup off your chin
Girl: -goes to wipe chin-
Me: no,your other chin
Nmq

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Soccerbabe23
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 6:47pm UTC

Wanting a boy
to give you a piggy-back ride
but you're afraid
you're too heavy.

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Checkmate
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 1:10pm UTC

When my brother's in the shower...
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL

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AshleyyMariee
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 11:03pm UTC

So I met this kid today and this is how our conversation went.
Him: Hey cutie. c;
Me: thanks, but you're cute. c:
Him: thanks, but you're cuter. c;
Me: lol, nahh.
Him: You single?
Me: yupp, are you?
Him: yep :/ sadly
Me: I hate being single.
Him: me too, do you think we could change that?
Me: I don't know..
Him: ohhhhh
Me: yeah..
Him: you are really cute c; like super duper cute
Me: lmfao, thank you. c':
Him: welcome c: when I first saw you, I was stunned. <3.
Me: really?
Him: yes (:
Me: c:
Him: I like you.
Me: really?
Him: yep c: its like umm like at first sight
Me: ahh, I see.
Him: yeah
Me: so how are you?
Him: great c:
Me: that's good to hear!
Him: cuz I met you c:
Me: d'awwwh. c':
Him: hahah c:
Me: soooo..when's your birthday?
Him: August 19th.
Me: ahh, that's soon!
Him: I know. :D
Me: well happy early birthday!
Him: thanks.
Me: yupppp. c:
Him: what are you gonna get me? c:
Me: hmmm, I don'tknow. What do you want?
Him: You :D <33.
Me: oh stop it. c':
Him: it's true <3
Me: really?
Him: yes
*I really hope he doesn't have a witty. lol.
**I thought this was so cute. :3
***Sorry it's so long...

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xxxtheicekillerxxx
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 8:05pm UTC

Trust me,
If I had the option to completely erase you from my heart,
I WOULD.

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 10:24pm UTC

"Be strong,"
I whispered to my wifi signal.

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letshavesomefun
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 5:15pm UTC

When I was little,
My dad convinced me that the ice cream truck
only played music when it was sold out.
Well played Dad, well played.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 4:29pm UTC

admit it,
you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies.
landoniswitty's format

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AustinH
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 9:32pm UTC

China is only winning in the Olympics
because they made all the equipment.

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 9:10pm UTC

When I say “The other day”
It can mean any time from yesterday, to 364 days ago.

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TheMascaraSeries
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 7:16pm UTC

Scared to move forward,
afraid to look back.
Stuck between wanting the future,
and missing the past.
MY QUOTE.
Format Credit: TheMascaraSeries.

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DreamScribbler
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 3:07pm UTC

I. Dare. You.
To wear no make up for a day
to bake brownies and eat them. Eat as many as you want.
to tell a b/tch how you really feel.
To laugh hysterically.
Not to worry if you look stupid.
To run around in a field with your friends.
and just scream.
if you cry, let it all out.
To randomly kiss your crush.
To speak your mind in class.
Question the rules.
Get into trouble.
For one day, I dare you to be
100% you.
nmq half mf

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 3:10pm UTC

The worst type of crying is the silent one
The one when everyone is asleep.
The one where you feel it in your throat ,
and your eyes become blurry from the tears.
The one where you just want to scream.
The one where you have to hold your breath
and grab your stomach to keep quiet.
The one where you can't breath anymore.
The one that you realize that the person that
meant the most to you,
is gone...

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