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sparkly_rain_bows321
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 8:09pm UTC

"Youre homework took 3 hours?"
*Well Dad...I think you're forgetting that i own a
cellphone and i was right next to the computer. And i have the attention span of a monkey*
. . .
Uhmm yeah.

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SJ
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 10:19am UTC

when i sing in the shower;
i sound like an angel straight down from heaven
when i sing in public;
i sound like a mutant hobo- giraffe with a cold

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xoxoChristina
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 6:27pm UTC

n e v e r
FORGET
what someone says to you when they are
ANGRY
because that is when the truth comes out

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jennie_2_17
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 2:32pm UTC

click to see this quote

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raeeex98
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 2:36pm UTC

If a guy compliments your shirt,
He's really saying he likes the way your boobs look in that shirt
If a guy compliments xxxxxx your pants,
h e l i k e s y o u r a s s
If he compliments ( y o u r s h o e s )
well hun, he's gay.

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xodanexo12
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 12:10pm UTC

I was born to be somebody
no one will ever ever stop
me
Justin Bieber
♥
Format credit to whoever.

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peaceloveandlaughxx
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 10:00am UTC

click to see this quote

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smilesXO
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 1:14pm UTC

DEAR BOYS;
when you see dear john..
(take notes and share them with your friends)

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MySweetEscape
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 10:11am UTC

WHeN I WAS your age
I lost my tooth not my virginity

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 7:17pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
.: w h e n a g u y a c c i d e n t l y h i t s y o u r b o o b :.

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tash
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 11:45am UTC

It's so hard to forget
{The one who gave you}
S O M U C H to remember

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meggieb131
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 10:24am UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT...
WHEN THE HOT GUY IN YOUR BASEMENT
EATS ALL YOUR CEREAL AND YOUR MOM
FINDS OUT...
{PLL<3}

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freya
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 10:03am UTC

♥
I'll be fine,
as long as he stays
SINGLE

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meggieb131
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 10:22am UTC

HI! WHAT'S UP?
OK, WALK PAST ME, THAT'S FINE..

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chara_tan
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 10:40am UTC

<''/ c"|
Phineas & Ferb

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9yeres
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 11:50am UTC

** * * * * * ** **
10 minutes of makeup.
3 minutes to try to squeeze into skinny jeans.
30 minutes of straightening hair.
2 minutes to cool down the burn you just got from your straightener.
2 more minutes to re-apply eyeliner.
6 minutes of looking in the mirror making sure you look good.
2 minutes to brush teeth.
20 minutes to get to school.
5 minutes to get to class and sit down..
3 seconds to look over at your desk and realize...
You're absent.
I just wasted 1 hour, 20 minutes, and 3 seconds for you....
And you're not here
** * * * * * ** **

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EllieGilbertRyan
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 11:06am UTC

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Feeling beast...
///////////////// When you correct a nerd on a maths question .♥ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

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jon_is_da_name
posted a quote
March 3, 2011 3:37pm UTC

i look like i'm listening to ur every word but i'm actually picturing u naked ;)

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jon_is_da_name
posted a quote
March 3, 2011 3:27pm UTC

good friends dont let u do something stupid... alone

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tellmeimawreck
posted a quote
March 3, 2011 9:55pm UTC

there she goes;
little miss fuucking perfect.

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