YO MAMA
* Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.
* Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view
* Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth
* Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor
* Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company
* Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows
* Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
* Yo mama so stupid that when i told her the drink were on the house, she grabbed a ladder
* Yo mama so fat, she can't even fit in this joke