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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. peacexlovexhappinessxo peacexlovexhappinessxo
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 8:31pm UTC
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    *I really want to go to I.H.O.P*
    (International House Of Pancakes)
    But it’s always PACKED.
    My dad mentioned going at 3 in the morning..but he was kidding.
    If I get a lot of favs maybe he will really take me(:
    Please fav this!(:
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  4. x0swimmerx0 x0swimmerx0
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 7:20pm UTC
    30 day challenge:
    day 1- 15 facts about you
    day 2- the initials of the person you loved you loved the longest
    day 3- your closest friends to you
    day 4- the thing you most fear
    day 5- the saddest moment in your life
    day 6- favorite sport(s)
    day 7- favorite song
    day 8- your deepest secret
    day 9- first impression of the guy you like now
    day 10- last time you cried
    day 11- thing closest to your heart
    day 12- when you hear this song, you cry
    day 13- place you want to visit really bad
    day 14- favorite book
    day 15- favorite animal
    day 16- favorite show
    day 17- last time someone hurt you
    day 18- the story behind your life
    day 19- person who scares you the most
    day 20- last major injury
    day 21- favorite youtube video
    day 22- phone type
    day 23- biggest confession
    day 24- last break up
    day 25- last heart break
    day 26- the day you regret the most
    day 27- first friend
    day 28- favorite drink
    day 29- letter to someone in your family
    day 30- letter to a friend
    *original quote completeinhim

  5. Sarahl98 Sarahl98
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    People make too many Harry Potter jokes.
    Like siriusly.

  6. tt505 tt505
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    I really wish I had a twin brother so he could have all his hot friends over. (;
    J u s t m e ?


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  8. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2010 3:47pm UTC
    Your habits. Your tallness.
    Your beauty. When Your compassion.
    Your smile. Your a jokes. Your clothes.
    Your eyes. Your skin. girl Your lips. Your walk.
    Your nose. Your whisper. is Your voice. Your hair.
    Your handwriting. Your quiet, hobbies. Your beliefs.
    Your innocent heart. a Your intelligent brain.
    Your hugs. Your legs. Your compliments.
    Your morals. million Your blushing face.
    Your abilities. things Your breath.
    Your smell. are Your advice.
    You're everything.
    running through
    H e r
    head.

  9. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2010 4:14pm UTC
    Today, my friend jokingly said,
    "You and him need to get
    married, so I can be the
    Maid of Honor!"
    He heard this, walked over,
    laughed, and went along with it.
    What he didn't hear,
    was me whisper,
    " I w i s h . "

  10. monkeysis3000 monkeysis3000
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 10:22pm UTC
    Fave if you miss seeing new episodes of...
    Drake & Josh
    Zoey 101
    The Amanda Show
    Legend of the Hidden Temple
    That's so Raven
    Phil of the Future
    Lizzie McGuire
    Sister, Sister
    Gawsh! This quote brought me back(: comment if you think of any more shows(:

  11. epicfacts epicfacts
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    E pi c f act # 7
    The dot above the "i" is called a tittle ♥

  12. harmonyxoxo harmonyxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 2:13pm UTC
    Chapter 1: This I believe...
    *beep beep beep* *Good morning, Charlotte, North Caroli..* *Evelyn hits snooze*
    …..5 minutes later.
    “Evelyn Rae Moore, wake up and get ready for school, you’re going to be late again!”
    As my mom screamed from downstairs as she’s making breakfast for everyone.
    I mumbled, “Mkay mom, I’ll be right down.”
    So I eventually got up. I turned on the shower and brushed my hair. This must’ve been the quickest shower I have even taken! I got out, blow dried my long curly blonde hair and put a flowered shirt and jean shorts on with my tan sandals and head downstairs.
    “Mama me hungee” squealed my 3 year old sister Mollie in her highchair.
    “Hold on Mol, I’m making you some oatmeal!”
    I sit down at the table and there are pancakes with strawberries on them, my favorite!
    “Vroom, vroom” says Gregory flying his car. *Spills Chocolate milk*
    “Gregory! Look what you did! You spilled chocolate milk all over my pancakes!”
    *Gregory starts to cry*
    Perfect start of the day, I made my 10 year old brother cry, and oh wonderful, my dog Chase, just peed on my foot. Lovely.
    “Evelyn Rae!”
    Oh how I love to hear my name, not!
    “What?!”
    “Say you’re sorry to him!”
    “Sorry Bud, for yelling at you.”
    *Sniff sniff* “It’s otay.”
    I gave him a hug and a kiss and he ran away smiling.
    After I finish my soggy breakfast, I head upstairs to brush my teeth and my dad stops in my room to say goodbye.
    “By Ev, have a good day!”
    “Thanks dad, you too.”
    He rushes down stairs to say goodbye to everyone else. Then heads to work.
    I return to the chaos downstairs and my mom is packing the car with these little twerps. Mollie is all buckled up in her car seat. And Gregory, is sitting right next to her like a big boy with no car seat! I get the front and now we’re off to school, and day care.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. BebeRox101 BebeRox101
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 4:50pm UTC
    Fav.
    If your a true,
    Amazing,
    Inspiring,
    Diehard,
    Belieber.
    (For haters, keep scrolling)

    notmine

  16. rosiecon9 rosiecon9
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 1:44pm UTC
    ATTENTION
    WITTY GIRLS!
    Last night "Merry Christmas Drake and Josh "aired on Nickelodeon. For the third Christmas in a row, the ratings have done exceedingly well. On DanWarp, the creator of the show Dan Scneider's blog, I emailed him about witty saying how the quotes are made by girls around the age of girls who would watch Drake and Josh. He said if this quote gets 1,000 faves, he will contact Drake Bell and Josh peck and ask them to make another season of the show. So,
    FAVE
    IF YOU WANT
    DRAKE AND JOSH
    TO COME BACK!!
    Y

  17. thisisthelife thisisthelife
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 11:52am UTC
    The difference between
    try and triumph
    is just a little "umph"

  18. thisisthelife thisisthelife
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 1:48pm UTC
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    I ♥ WATERMELON IN THE SUMMERTIME

  19. XxScrewxItxX XxScrewxItxX
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 10:21pm UTC
    Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.
    Today was 'Daddy's Day' at school, and she couldn't wait to go.
    But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.
    Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.
    But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say.
    What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.
    But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone.
    And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.
    But the little girl went to school, eager to tell them all
    About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.
    There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.
    Children were squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats.
    One by one the teacher called, a student from the class to introduce her daddy.
    As seconds slowly passed, at last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare.
    Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.
    "Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.
    "She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.
    And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,
    "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy too waste his day."
    The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her Mom.
    And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.
    And with hands behind her back, slowly she began too speak.
    And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.
    "My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away.
    But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.
    And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know.
    All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so.
    He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike.
    He surprised me with pink roses, he taught me how to fly a kite.
    We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone.
    And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.
    "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart.
    I know because he told me, he'd forever be in my heart."
    With that her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest.
    Feeling her own heart beat, beneath her favorite dress.
    And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears.
    Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.
    For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life.
    Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.
    And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,
    she finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.
    "I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star.
    And if he could he'd be here, but Heaven's just too far!
    You see he was a worker and died just this past year.
    When airplanes hit the towers, and taught Americans to fear.
    "But sometimes when I close my eyes, its like he never went away."
    And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.
    And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise.
    A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.
    Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside.
    Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.
    "I know your with me daddy," to the silence she called out.
    And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt.
    Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed.
    But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.
    And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star.
    And given the gift of believing, that:
    Heaven is never too far. ♥
    I Love&Miss You Daddy
    9.11.01 R.I.P Always in our hearts <3
    And to think your gone because a few idiots decided to fly a plane into a building...."I Hope You Had the Time of Your Life"~

  20. wissapooh wissapooh
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 4:35pm UTC
    To her classmates;
    She is a quiet girl.. who doesn't talk that much.
    To her friends;
    She is a funny, outgoing girl.. that always makes them laugh.
    To her best friend;
    She is a crazy, fun girl.. that's always there for her.
    To her boyfriend;
    She is an amazing girl.. that he loves more than anything.
    And to herself;
    She's completely worthless..

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