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  1. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    N L H Z L
    H T S M P

  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 8:40am UTC
    "This is for the girls who have the tendency to stay up all night listening to music that remind them of their current situation. Who hide their fears, hurt, pain and tears under the smiles, laughs and giggles on a daily basis. The girls who wear their heart on their sleeve. The girls who pray things will work out just once and they’ll be satisfied. The girls who scream and cry to their pillow because everyone else fails to listen. The girls who have so may secrets but wont tell a soul. The girls who have mistakes and regrets as a daily moral. The girls that never win. The girls who stay up all night thinking about that one boy hoping he’ll notice her one day. The girls who take life as it comes, to the girls who are hoping it will get better somewhere down the road. For Girls who love with all their heart although it always gets broken. To girls who think it’s over. To real girls, to all girls: you’re beautiful." ♥
    - Zayn Malik
    format credit to OneDirection/credit to Jill

  3. Katherine * Katherine *
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    People: You're ugly.
    Me: Okay.
    People: You're fat.
    Me: Cool.
    People: I hate you.
    Me: I don't care.
    People: One Direction can't sing.
    Me: I'll give you five seconds to run.

  4. soccerxgirlx97 soccerxgirlx97
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    "Learn to appreciate
    what you have
    before time forces
    you to appreciate
    what you had."
    -zayn malik
    Format by kclove5 ©

  5. LoveLikeWoe11223 LoveLikeWoe11223
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 8:12am UTC
    Today we will be learning about One Direction . ♥
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    format b
    Who else wishes school was like this ? ♥

  6. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    *Home alone, true story*
    Me: SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING.. BLAH BLAH WHEN YOU'RE FIFTEEN AND SOMEBODY TELLS YOU.....
    Me: Why am I singing songs together? What the heck?
    Me: *Here's knock outside*
    Me: ONE DIRECTION?
    Me: Why would One Direction come to my house..?
    Me: OMG! Someone is going to steal me!
    Me: Why would they knock first?
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Oh.. it's my dog...
    Me: There is something wrong with me.
    Me: I just had a conversation with myself.
    Me: and I thought One Direction came to my house.
    Me: and now I am making a quote for the whole world to know how messed up I am.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: ... YOLO

  7. AnnieeB AnnieeB
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    Kid 1: I'm addicted to drugs!
    Kid 2: I'm addicted to alcohol!
    Kid 3: I've been pregnant 5 times!
    Kid 4: I'm in jail!
    Me: *Drinks milk out of bottle*
    Mom: What do you think you're doing?! You're such a bad influence. Go to your room and think about what you've done.

  8. ImDancingRightNow ImDancingRightNow
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 7:27am UTC
    And who else thinks there should be a One Direction store, with life size stand ups, posters, their signatures, their books, magazines, bracelets, nechlaces, shirts and more??

  9. sapphire123 sapphire123
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    Zayn: Hello?
    Me: OMG ZAYN I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ANSWERED THE PHONE! I'M LIKE YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!
    Zayn: Hi, Louis.

  10. MLB12 MLB12
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    Swag, Swag, Swag On Lou
    Chillin By The Fire While
    Niall's Eating Fondue
    Harry Knows About Me
    Liam Knows About You
    So Say Hello To DJ Malik
    In 3, 2, FLICK<3
    #Gotta Love One Direction(:
    Format by Breeze
    .

  11. sweetart11 sweetart11
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    Haters:
    Justin Biebers gay.
    Beliebers:
    No he's not! He has a girlfiend, ok?!
    Haters:
    One Direction's gay.
    Directioners:
    OMG YOU GET ME
    ftjt

  12. kaywee27 kaywee27
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    British: One Dye-rection
    Americans: One Der-ection
    Aussies: One Da-rection
    Chinese: One Da-re-shan
    Irish: Wonder-action
    Me: Homosexuals.
    This is not supposed to be hateful in anyway whatsoever. I'm a huge fan of the boys, I love them, if you're a true Directioner you'll laugh and understand. And if you don't laugh and understand then get out, bye.

  13. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    Niall: "Mashed potatoes, new baby potatoes,
    Baked potatoes, roast potatoes."
    Harry: "POTATOES!"
    Liam: "Vas happening potatoes?"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. xPoptartStealerx xPoptartStealerx
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    "Louis and Niall don't get many solos because their voices get girls pregnant"
    -Harry Styles

  16. LiviLover13 LiviLover13
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    DETENTION
    I will not sing One Direction is class. I will not sing One Direction is class.I will not sing One Direction is class. I will not sing One Direction is class. I will not sing One Direction is class. I will not sing One Direction is class. I will not sing One Direction is class. I will not sing One Direction is class. I will not sing One Direction is class.
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. onlyontuesdays onlyontuesdays
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    Me: *playing with my food*
    My Mom: Stop playing with your food.
    Me:
    My Mom:
    Me:
    My mom:
    Me: Your the one who convinced me it was a plane for the first 3 years of my life.
    My Mom: ....................................................

  19. E* E*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 5:59am UTC
    BUT MOM;
    everyone failed that test

  20. Marshearts Marshearts
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    Hey! My crush asked me out!
    Cool! Whens your date?
    nmf, followme(:
    February 30th! Isn't it great?!?
    nmf, followme(:
    - You poor dear...
    nmf, followme(:

:)

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