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  1. xxmorganx xxmorganx
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    You know why Shrek is the perfect fairytale?
    Cause in some fairytales,
    The princes & the princesses are perfect. But in Shrek, it teaches us that
    Imperfect people can still have their own happy endings.

  2. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment
    when a package says "easy open" and you end up using scissors, a knife, a hammer, a gun, and a lightsaber trying
    to open it.

  3. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    When a little kid is chasing you
    and you run slow so they think they're fast.
    :)

  4. LexieDear LexieDear
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    When. People. Type. Like. This. I. Read. It. With. Pauses. Only. Me?

  5. LexieDear LexieDear
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    Walks into chair
    Me: Sorry.
    Chair: It's okay.

  6. bella5296 bella5296
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    Sometimes I feel like I never quite fit in
    Like I'm always a little out of place.
    It's hard to be everything to everyone
    There's so many roles I have to play.

  7. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    when frieds come over andyour mom becomes the nicestwoman in the world...

  8. caseyxoxo caseyxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    No One Care
    Unless
    You Are Pretty or Dying.
    Format Credit RunawayRachel

  9. lexishea99 lexishea99
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    Everyone is entitled to their opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

  10. juliastefani14 juliastefani14
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Hunny,
    When will you realise that
    that boy has more baggage than
    Santa Clause ?

  11. hworner hworner
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    If you can't convince them, confuse them.

  12. ritzbitz8249 ritzbitz8249
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    If you don't believe in yourself,
    then who will? ♥

  13. emlovesthebiebs emlovesthebiebs
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    CREDIT-KCLOVE5LAYOUTS
    my goal isn't to live forever. but to do something that will.
    ~ Alex Constancio ♥

  14. CleopardLovesWitty CleopardLovesWitty
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 11:00pm UTC
    When an evil boy
    Meets an evil girl
    They've got a Love strong enough to rule the whole wide world ♥♥♥
    If doofenshmirtz can fall in love, I'm sure we can, too.

  15. She_Loved_You She_Loved_You
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    Admit it,
    At one time in your life, you put bubbles on your face and pretended you were Santa.
    Fav if you
    ever did that.

  16. iloveeyouu89 iloveeyouu89
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    Meanwhile on the Titanic...
    Cal: Not even God himself can sink this ship!
    God:
    Cal:
    God:
    Cal:
    God:
    Cal:
    God:
    Cal:
    God:
    Cal:
    God:
    Cal:
    God: Challenge accepted.

  17. vintagekissesx vintagekissesx
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    before YOLO,
    did you guys think you lived twice?
    nmf.


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. JustaShyGirl JustaShyGirl
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 11:41am UTC
    How to move on? CTRL + ALT + DEL'Control' yourself, look for an'Alternative' solution and'Delete' the situation that hurts you. Saw it on weheartit ♥

  20. LittleOne1138 LittleOne1138
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 8:18am UTC
    My Family: Wow this paper looks important! Let's put it some where she'll never find it!
    I'm not alone right?
    mq nmf

:)

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