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Soccerbabe23
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 6:47pm UTC

Wanting a boy
to give you a piggy-back ride
but you're afraid
you're too heavy.

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LittleDeath
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 9:26am UTC

Everything in this room is eatable , even I'm eatable ! But that is called "Cannabalism ," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
~willy wonka♥

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rachelmrox
posted a quote
April 17, 2011 10:13pm UTC

You call me a bi***?
Well, a bi*** is a dog,
dogs bark,
bark is on trees,
trees are apart of nature,
and nature is beautiful.
So yeah, thanks for the compliment!

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idance
posted a quote
June 16, 2011 11:12am UTC

f u n f a c t # 11
starfish have no brains.
maybe that's why patrick star is dumb. (;

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idance
posted a quote
June 15, 2011 2:22pm UTC

psy chol ogic al fact #66
coca-cola translated to chinese means "to make mouth happy."
format credit; jayciecutie01

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HabiiBa
posted a quote
June 18, 2011 3:13pm UTC

I don't hate you, its just...
No, I hate you.

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nebraska99
posted a quote
June 16, 2011 2:47pm UTC

everyone
thinks that a girls dream is to find
the perfect guy ....... pppfffftttt yeah right,
our dream is to eat without getting fat .

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
June 19, 2011 5:19pm UTC

I'm A Smart Person
I j u s t d o s t u p i d t h i n g s

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peanut43998
posted a quote
June 19, 2011 12:34pm UTC

My Phone Doesn't
have enough battery to take
pictures and videos
But it has enough battery
to remind me every 2 seconds
that it has a low battery.

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peanut43998
posted a quote
June 19, 2011 1:03pm UTC

"QUIET, IT'S A TORNADO DRILL!"
"what, is the tornado going to hear us?"
not mine.

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peanut43998
posted a quote
June 19, 2011 12:57pm UTC

(1) Friend Request
(0) Mutual Friends
how the hell did you find me?

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sparkly_rain_bows321
posted a quote
June 16, 2011 5:54pm UTC

Taking a shower after
*~going to the beach~*
& then finding sand in places you didn't know it could reach.

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Spencer Grace✨*
posted a quote
June 19, 2011 8:10pm UTC

& i can honestly say,
that i've never seen a yellow duck
everyone says that ducks are yellow.. but i always see brown and green ducks lol. NMF/

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alwaysforeverme
posted a quote
June 17, 2011 9:26pm UTC

i'm a leader not a follower;
...unless were going into a dark, scary place-
then forget that, your going first.

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lovegwendolynne
posted a quote
June 19, 2011 8:10pm UTC

looking up and down every damn aisle
for your mom at the grocery store. ♥
nmf.

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idance
posted a quote
June 17, 2011 6:26pm UTC

today,
i realized that if you blink your eyes really fast, it looks like there are strobe lights in the room. i have been having random parties throughout the whole day.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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emily_xoxox
posted a quote
June 15, 2011 3:33am UTC

#1 I Wasn't That Drunk
"Dude you were in my pool
trying to find nemo"
NMQ - FB

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loovetayloor
posted a quote
June 16, 2011 9:04pm UTC

fave if ...
yo are shorter then
5 foot 9♥

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HabiiBa
posted a quote
June 15, 2011 12:04pm UTC

"Dude, I wasn't that drunk
"You hugged a hobo with a white beard and cried DUMBLEDORE YOUR BACK!"

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twilightgirl995
posted a quote
June 14, 2011 5:27pm UTC

"See I told you I wasn't too drunk, and I could drive myself home last night"
" Dude, I drove you home, you were in the passenger seat steering with a paper plate"

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