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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. tigerbabe527 tigerbabe527
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2009 9:09am UTC
    Team Emmett
    Because in the Midnight premiere of New Moon
    I was the only one who screamed when he said
    "Dating an older women...hot!"
    I love Kellan Lutz sooo much!!!!!! I loved Emmett's 3 lines in New Moon;)

  3. gyuanyu gyuanyu
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2009 6:12pm UTC
    i don't know about you,
    but i'm not part of
    team edward or team j.a.c.o.b.,
    because i can't choose.
    i/n/s/t/e/a/d/, i'm on
    team bella should fall into a pit and die.
    fave/comment if you think this is truee and can't stand bella

  4. susiiexx3 susiiexx3
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2009 12:52am UTC
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  5. dont_forget_x3 dont_forget_x3
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2009 3:54pm UTC
    b f u o l r l e s v h e i r t
    dont_forget_x3

  6. xox_gracie_xox xox_gracie_xox
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2009 3:25pm UTC
    Today, I decided to purposely step on a banana peel to see if it worked the same way as in cartoons. I happened to be holding an ice cream cone. As I jumped on the banana peel my ice cream flew off my cone. I managed to regain control of my body in a few seconds upon which my ice cream came smashíng down on my cone. I proceeded to eat it as if nothing had happened.
    My friend who had been watching the whole scenario now thinks im a ninja
    ♥M♥L♥I♥A♥

  7. soccrkix317 soccrkix317
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2009 4:34pm UTC
    team jacobY
    because you bake cookies on that boy's abs. you'd
    never get cold when you're around that boy. he'll
    never leave you. he can kiss you without wanting
    to kill you. he'll always have fun with you &+ is
    never overprotective. he doesn't have enemies who
    wanna eat you. he builds cars, doesn't steal them
    he'll hold your hand and never has to leave you
    because he's too thirsty. but i g uess edward
    would be there for you if your power went on and
    you needed something to keep your food cold((:

  8. xoxkrIStyCOOLxox xoxkrIStyCOOLxox
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2009 4:48pm UTC
    someday,
    i'm gonna do something so big, so unbelievably unforgettable
    & life-changing that honey, i'll leave you with no choice but to
    remember my name.

  9. xooses96 xooses96
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2009 3:08pm UTC
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  10. 3oh3_is_my_life 3oh3_is_my_life
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2009 5:37pm UTC
    So Fold Your Hands Child;
    & walk s t r a i g h t now.

  11. CrushedHeart CrushedHeart
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2009 10:38am UTC
    Happy Birthday
    M i c h a e l J a c k s o n.
    1958- ♥ -2009
    _ foreverinourhearts. _

  12. soccrkix317 soccrkix317
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2009 12:17am UTC
    jokes over shakira.
    i j.u.s.t checked my closet, guess what... NO SHE-WOLF.

  13. I_Hate_AntiTwilight_movement_And_I_Like_Twilight__ I_Hate_AntiTwilight_movement_And_I_Like_Twilight__
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2009 11:49pm UTC
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  14. smilimoose smilimoose
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2009 10:33pm UTC
    A man was in a locker room,
    changing after playing golf.
    Suddenly, his phone rang.
    He put it on speaker for
    the rest of the guys to hear.
    "Hey hun!" A woman said.
    "Hey babe." The man said.
    "Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
    The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
    "Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
    "Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
    "Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
    "Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
    "Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
    "Bye." He shut the phone.
    Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
    Then the man said....
    "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

  15. ox_manon_xo ox_manon_xo
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2009 1:22pm UTC
    ......................................
    maybe its not my weekend
    but its gonna be my year
    AND IM SO SICK OF WAITING WHILE THE MINUTES PASS AS I GO NOWHERE
    and this is my reaction
    to everything i fear
    CAUSE IVE BEEN GOING CRAZY I DONT WANT TO WASTE ANOTHER MINUTE HERE
    ......................................

  16. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2009 10:09pm UTC
    REMEMBER WHEN
    we never had to remember-x-when times were better
    when times were better than this
    we never had to remember-x-when times were better
    when times were better than this
    request

  17. nessaxbitchh nessaxbitchh
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2009 4:23pm UTC
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  18. OmGiTzGiGixDDD OmGiTzGiGixDDD
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2009 3:18pm UTC
    THEONLYTHINGTOFEARISFEARITSELF.
    ...and spiders D:
    -Aha. I hate spiders(:

  19. MyAngel MyAngel
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 3:51pm UTC
    OF COURSE
    I'M IN LOVE
    WITH YOU
    DARLING

  20. kksoccerluvr kksoccerluvr
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2009 10:04pm UTC
    give peace <3

:)

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