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emz17lover
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 4:52pm UTC

First Day Of School: Oh my gosh this is acually sort of fun! Going to new classes, new people, new teachers, a new start! This might acually be a fun year!
Middle Of The Year: OH MY GOD. WHAT WAS I THINKING?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 5:45pm UTC

that lamp.
that stomps the "i" in pixar.
I LOVE THAT LAMP.
nmq

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 11:13pm UTC

i saw a photo taken of a boy's facebook page- (he was probably about, 18-20.)
Another boy had commented, he said,
"your girlfriend is HOT."
This is how the boy replied:
"My girlfriend is 'hot?' My girlfriend is 'hot?' You have the entire english language with it's vast spectrum of adjectives to descibe my girl friend, and you settle for 'hot?!'
My girlfriend is far beyond beautiful. My girlfriend is enamoring, enrapturing, captivating, ravishing, lovely, incredible, overwhelming, adorable, alluring, enticing and radiant. She's a stunner- she'll take your breath away before you have the hcance to introduce yourself. Her eyes constantly shine with joy, even in the midst of pain or sadness. She's a fireball that i can barely handle, but i can tell you that you wouldn't stand a chance. She has a mind that can tear yours to shreds, considering the one you chose to describe her with is 'hot.'
Don't ever degrade my girlfriend like that again."
^^ that's what he said, word for word. wow.

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k4sper
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July 31, 2012 1:35pm UTC

*My older sister comes into the house, into the living room where I'm sitting with my dad and brothers, wearing a weird hat that her friend apparently dared her to wear*
Me: What's that? O_o
My older sister: A hat.
My dad: ... CRAZY FUNKY JUNKY HAT!
My older brother: Overslept, hair unsightly-
My younger brother: - tryna' look like Keira Knightley!
My older brother: We've been there, we've done that-
My dad: *Points dramatically at my older sister* WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUNKY HAT!
This actually just happened... Oh my god, I live with a bunch of freaks.

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Soccerbabe23
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 6:47pm UTC

Wanting a boy
to give you a piggy-back ride
but you're afraid
you're too heavy.

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XxMaggieexX
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 8:07pm UTC

When I see 14 year olds in the Olympics,
It makes me question what I've been doing my whole life...
-nmf

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 7:06pm UTC

Website: did you know that the more attracted you are to a person, the easier it is for
that individual to make you laugh?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: is that why i laugh at my own jokes

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str0ng
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 12:06pm UTC

Dad:why are you crying?
Girl:my boyfriend dumped me!
Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back.
while later dad comes back,
Girl:what the hell! why did you go kill him?
Dad:I didn't
Girl:where did you go?
Dad:to get you icecream
Girl:why the hell did you bring the shot gun?!
Dad:so I could get it for free
freakquotes.com

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Checkmate
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 1:10pm UTC

When my brother's in the shower...
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL

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shadysback
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 4:12pm UTC

Teacher: What would you do if you were in the olympics?
Student: Gymnastics
Student: Swimming
Student: Track
Student: Volleyball
Me: Tom Daley

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xlivelaughlove524x
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Girl: May I please use the restroom?
Teacher: Can you wait? This period is almost over.
Girl: Not for me it isn't.
^I saw this in a movie today, and I laughed so hard I cried.

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never_forget
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 7:39pm UTC

**When My Name's In A Math Problem**
Class: *Stares At Me*
Me: That's Right B*tches. I Bought 60 Watermelons.

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 1:01pm UTC

Hey you,
Yes, you. Stop being unhappy with yourself.You are perfect.
Stop wishing you looked like someone else ,or wishing that one
person liked you as much as they like someone else.
Stop trying to get attention from those who hurt you.
Stop hating your body, your personality, your face, your insecurites.
Love them, without those things you wouldn't be you.
Be confident with who you are,Smile. It'll draw people in.
If anyone hates on you because you're happy with who you are.
Then you stick your middle finger in the air & say...
"Screw it, my happiness will not depend on others anymore. I'm happy
because I love who I am..I love my flaws..I love my perfections.
They make me, me. And "Me" is pretty amazing."
nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 2:47pm UTC

Ask yourself this:
Is He/She really
worth all the heartache?
No? Go find someone who is. Then it's worth the try,
Because if you never do, you'll never know.
I know this may be hard, but...
Stop crying over them if they don't love you.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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x_damaged_x
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 3:22pm UTC

Why smoke and get high,
___________________________________________
w h e n y o u c a n f a l l i n l o v e & f l y ?

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 10:03pm UTC

Ever feel alone?
Like you have no one there for you?
Look up at the sky,
And i'll do the same...
Notice how we're both under the same sky?
I'm with you no matter how far i am
I'm with you :)
And i'm never leaving
MQ MF

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loveisjustlove
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 10:04pm UTC

It seems to me that the celebrities now were once unpopular or bullied. Were once insecure, or weren't perfect. I expect to become famous one day.
mq

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 10:08pm UTC

When I make a quote,
I always imagine it being a top quote. It rarely ever happens though lol.

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