purple_flower

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Birthday: July 20

Location: Somewhere over the rainbow.

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Don't know what to put here soooo....I'm 16 and i really like pasta.
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purple_flower
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November 2, 2012 6:54pm UTC

Life is too short to stress yourself with people who dont even deserve to be an issue in your life. - Anon

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purple_flower
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November 2, 2012 3:00pm UTC

book hangover:Inability to start a new book because you're still living in the last book's world.
nmf/nmq

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purple_flower
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October 8, 2012 9:33pm UTC

Stop saying "I can't.".You can.You just chose not to.
nmq

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purple_flower
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October 7, 2012 9:54pm UTC

Son:Dad i don't want to walk to school tomorrow!
Dad:Son,when Abraham Lincoln was you'r age he walked 12 miles to go to school!
Son: Oh yeah. well dad...
Dad:Yes son?
Son:when Abraham Lincoln was you'r age he was president!
Dad:...........
NMF

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purple_flower
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October 2, 2012 7:53pm UTC

Common sense is like deodorant.The people who need it the most never use it.

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purple_flower
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September 28, 2012 3:54pm UTC

believe
there is
good in
the world.

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purple_flower
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September 27, 2012 8:13pm UTC

If you're easily offended you
might as well click off the internet and sign off forever.
- Jenna Marbles

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purple_flower
posted a quote
September 21, 2012 10:37pm UTC

The hunger games auditions:
Gary Ross: So you're auditioning for the avox correct?
Girl: Yes,thats is correct.
Gary:Okay,show me what you've got.
Girl:
Gary: Beautiful you're in.

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purple_flower
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 6:19pm UTC

I hate those
moments right
before you go to
sleep, when you are forced to think
about all the things you tried so hard
to forget.

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purple_flower
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September 15, 2012 9:47pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
Why is my pinkie finger pregnant??!?
Okay,help! Firstly, my pinkie is HUGE!! Secondly, green goo has been spewing out
my nail in the morning...MORNING SICKNESS! Thirdly i have been feeling a heart
beat on my pinkie. the baby is kicking! lastly, it hurts like f! help meeeeeeeeeeee
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Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
um ur werid nobody has a pregnant pinkie go to the doctors or something
format credit jimmy365

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purple_flower
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September 9, 2012 5:17pm UTC

i have 3 sides:
1.The quiet sweet side.
2.The fun and crazy side.
3.The side you never want to see.
Nmf

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purple_flower
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September 6, 2012 5:27pm UTC

You were given this life because you're strong enough to live it.

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purple_flower
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September 4, 2012 9:39pm UTC

review on banana slicer (on amazon)
5.0 out of 5 stars No more winning for you, Mr. Banana! March 3, 2011
By SW3K
For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story.
Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon.
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purple_flower
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September 4, 2012 9:01pm UTC

Into the
stars To buy candy bars
He's the kid with a knack
for
inventions he's got a
superpowered mind A
mechanical canine *bark,
bark* He rescues the day
from sure destruction This is
the theme song For
Jimmy Neutron! *bark*
Jimmy:ahhhhhhhh
(my childhood)
Format by Sandrasaurus

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purple_flower
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August 31, 2012 11:10pm UTC

I hate it when
i have to be nice to someone i really want to throw a brick at.

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purple_flower
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August 30, 2012 5:54pm UTC

Stop hating yourself for
everything you aren't. start loving yourself
for everything that you are...

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purple_flower
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 4:30pm UTC

Since when did bathrooms become photobooths?

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purple_flower
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August 28, 2012 11:27pm UTC

Say no to drugs!
then again, if you talking to drugs, you're
probably already on drugs.

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purple_flower
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August 28, 2012 10:40pm UTC

Peeta: Santa Claus real or not real?
Katniss: uhh...
peeta: REAL OR NOT REAL!?!?

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purple_flower
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August 25, 2012 4:29pm UTC

Ask yourself who do you want to be and what are you willing to do to become that person.
-Shaycarl

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