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loveyouthisbig
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April 9, 2012 12:38pm UTC

Why do we feel safe under
blankets? It's not like a murderer
will come in thinking
"I'm gonna ki..- ahh dang!
She's under a blanket."
nmq

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livsbestfriendryan
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December 26, 2011 11:04pm UTC

did anyone else know
"Fes" from That 70s Shows' name is suppose to stand for "Foreign Exchange Student"
mind=blown

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AdamGoesRawrAndAHalf
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December 2, 2011 2:26pm UTC

soft kitty, warm kitty,
little ball of fur.
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,
purr, purr, purr.

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twihard4eva1012
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July 23, 2011 11:10pm UTC

How do I feel about my period?
Oh, we're tight . I love it .
I wanna hold really soft things,
like my cat .
It makes me feel really pure.
Sometimes I just wanna run on
the beach.
I like to twirl, maybe in slow motion.
& I do it in my white spandex!
And usually, by the third day,
I really just wanna dance .
The adds on TV are really helpful,
'cause they use that blue liqiud,
And I'm like, "Oh! That's
what's supposed to happen!"
Why are tampon adds so ridiculous?
kotex commercial (: *nmf

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Jackie6211
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May 16, 2011 4:35pm UTC

&I wonder
if anyone looks at me and thinks,
"wow shes beautiful"

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katiebabie
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May 15, 2011 5:24pm UTC

Poke the ♥ if you spend hours on witty just to find the perfect facebook status
(:

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bbritbbee97
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May 15, 2011 9:00pm UTC

Squidward: "Move Patrick, I'm claustrophobic"
Patrick: "What's claustrophobic?"
Spongebob: "It means he's afraid of Santa Clause"
Patrick: "Ho ho ho"
Spongebob: "Stop it Patrick you're scaring him!" .
<3

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rammer19
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May 15, 2011 7:35pm UTC

FAVORITE this if your against animal abuse :)

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xHello
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May 14, 2011 2:39pm UTC

Locking Your Pet
in your room, to make it spend
q u a l i t y t i m e
W i t h Y o u ♥
F a v e i f y o u d o t h i s a s w e l l

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BebeRox101
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May 11, 2011 6:14pm UTC

If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you won't give up. If you give up, you're not worthy.
-Wiz Khalifa

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SparksFly47
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May 11, 2011 9:16am UTC

Am I The Only One? #1
That doesn't like eating
in front of guys?(:
>>Fave if you do too<<
♥

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ventanonymously
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May 10, 2011 7:01pm UTC

I hate myself. I'm so fat, people tell me i'm average, but I know that I'm fat. All my friends are way prettier and skinnier than me, and it makes me feel so insecure when I'm with them. I hate it soooo much. Click the heart if you're in this same situation ?

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Noritaa
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May 7, 2011 10:15pm UTC

My eye tears up,
I Start to cry, As my father whispers,
his final goodbye.
My Mom is holding me back, stroking my head,
as my father lays on his deathbed.
Im bawling by now, and everyone knows,
My love for my dad, clearly shows.
illness is bad, death is worse.
It will happen to all of us,
its a never ending curse.
My dad closes his eyes falling into heaven,
before i can count to eleven.
He is gone and i miss him so.
Why, oh why, did he have to go?
Click the♥ if you never want to lose your dad.
Nmf & Nmq

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RinaKutcherx3
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May 6, 2011 6:05pm UTC

Admit it
We all want that tree next to our window that we can sit on when were upset (:

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ilovemybestfriends5511
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May 4, 2011 7:41pm UTC

It's official... i fell in LOVE with my best guy friend ♥... if only he knew and loved me back
all mine<3

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