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  1. Slizzard_Xoxo12 Slizzard_Xoxo12
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    I found a penny on the ground today.
    It reminded me of you,
    Worthless;
    and in everybody's pants.
    formatcredittofatassmuffin
    nm
    n

  2. bballgirl33 bballgirl33
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    I question boys that
    are too sweet . Is this a scam ? Or are you really different .
    nmf

  3. animallover721 animallover721
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    Mom: Eat your vegetables!
    Kid: I HATE vegetables!
    Mom: But they like you!
    Kid: THAT'S BECAUSE I DON'T EAT THEM!
    LOL

  4. hockeygirl1899 hockeygirl1899
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    I broke up with my boyfriend of 7 months a few days ago
    becuase I was tired of being treated as a second option
    today I got a text from him:
    "I know you had to go, but i'm not
    giving up on us. not now, not ever."

  5. SparksFlyxXx SparksFlyxXx
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    ♥I need more♥ nicer, sweeter, and hotter
    boys at my school.

  6. gotdapower gotdapower
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    STRANGERS
    Think im quiet
    MY FRIENDS
    Think im out-going
    MY BESTFRIENDS
    Know that im completely insane!

  7. MusicIsLifexoxo MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 2:23pm UTC
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  8. _Bottled_up_Secrets_ _Bottled_up_Secrets_
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    she tends to
    t e l l y o u e v e r y t h i n g:
    But she never tells you
    about the nights
    that she went to bed sobbing
    the nights where she gave attitude
    the nights where she just wasnt okay.
    then again, you never ask
    nmq

  9. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 12:40pm UTC
    I go to a school
    where people thing it's cool
    to make fun of suicide.

  10. rebeccaperrottaaa rebeccaperrottaaa
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 11:20am UTC
    Oh, you have a new girlfriend?..
    Yeah, it's not like we were going anywhere anyways.
    Oh, so texting for hours, talking about everything, you telling me you liked me, and us being so close for months, meant nothing to you?..My bad, I thought you actually liked me..

  11. xxBestDayEverxx xxBestDayEverxx
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    format by n0stalgia. do not remove credit. Her: Dear Diary,He was walking down the hall today.And I was at my locker. I got so nervous, I dropped all of my books.He didn't notice though.He was with his jock friends. And plus, he's the star of the football team. Why would he like me? Him: Dear Diary,Today when I when Iwas walking down the hallwaywith my friends, she was there.At her locker.She didn't look at me.She dropped her books.And I wished I was brave enoughto even help her pick them up.But it doesn't matter.I mean, she's so gorgeous.Why would she like me? ♥ format by n0stalgia. do not remove credit.

  12. emilyjonesxox emilyjonesxox
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    fav this, and i'll..
    comment on your profile a boys name that I think sounds good with yours. I pinky promise I'll do them all!

  13. addicted4music addicted4music
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    I want to throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.

  14. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    So I'm invisible to you now?
    Thats cool. I've always wanted a superpower.

  15. OneDiectionInfection OneDiectionInfection
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 4:14pm UTC
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  16. Abby. * Abby. *
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    Guys have a fight,
    There's a punch, its over.
    Girls don't fight fair.
    They gang up, they keep secrets, they plot.
    They can cut you down with a look.

  17. MaggiieBear MaggiieBear
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    Can you relate to me ? #2
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.

  18. Love_To_Laugh123 Love_To_Laugh123
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    First Day of School:
    30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 markers, 10 notebooks, 3 binders, 5 book covers, billions of peices of paper, and soo much more.
    Middle of March:
    1 pencil you found on the ground in science.

  19. WesternRider WesternRider happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    Stop blaming society for your problems.
    Society isn't its own being. We created it.
    Check yourself. Stop blaming society for what we've created.
    If you've ever been mean, or made fun of someone, you've contributed to this "awful society."
    It isn't society's fault, it's ours.

  20. annawashere annawashere
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 11:04pm UTC
    i was walking with my boyfriend.
    of course, it started to rain. but he stopped me, pulled me into his arms, and kissed me.
    then he looked at me and said,
    "you know, you are very beautiful."

:)

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