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1. pooferzz
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 3:51pm UTC
   A momment with Michael and Me(:
   Me: Boo!
   Mike: I’m not your boo hoe!
   Me *I start BUSTING out laughing because he said it really loud and a teacher is right there.!*
   Teacher: Michael!!!
   Mike: I SAID hobo! Not H..not what I said before!
   Me:*crying and laughing and dying*
   Me: (Between gasping for breath) I meant to say Bro!
   
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2. pooferzz
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   May 29, 2012 3:10pm UTC
   Ohmygod Becky Look at Her Butt Tunchie.
   
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3. pooferzz
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   May 26, 2012 2:10pm UTC
   ❤
   
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4. pooferzz
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   May 26, 2012 1:33pm UTC
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5. pooferzz
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   May 26, 2012 1:07pm UTC
   JOKEJOKEJOKEJOKEJOKEJOKEJOKEJOKEJOKEJOKEJOKEJOKEJOKEJOKE.
   Some people just cant handle them.
   
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6. pooferzz
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   May 26, 2012 12:51pm UTC
   Me: How are you feeling today?
   Him: Fine.
   Me: I asked how you were feeling, not how you looked.
   
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7. pooferzz
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   May 26, 2012 12:44pm UTC
   ♥ Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.wh
   
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8. pooferzz
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   May 26, 2012 12:23pm UTC
   ♡
   
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9. pooferzz
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   May 26, 2012 12:18pm UTC
   What happen to us? we used to bestfriends. What are we now? Akward Strangers? I want the old Yana back? What did he do to you that your hurt so much that push the people that love you the most so far away and all we want to do its love you? And help you. Come back to me. Be you again. Not that angry person inside of you. Please
   
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10. pooferzz
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    May 26, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    I freaken ♥ the peeple who spell Quote wrong and its right there in front of there faces. Like, everywhere on the page.
    
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11. pooferzz
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    May 22, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    ♥…and come back for the hope that you’ve stolen
    Monsert~Paramore
    
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12. pooferzz
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    May 18, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    Stay with me this is what I need
    please.
    ♥
    
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13. pooferzz
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    May 17, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    Derek: So, what do we do now?
    Brennan: We could hug?
    Derek: Yeah, you'd like that, you fa*got!... I'm sorry, I'm new to this.
    -Step Brothers-
    
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14. pooferzz
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    May 17, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    May i have your attion please.Will the real slim shady please stand up?
    Its the return the "aw wait..no wait he didnt just what what i think he did ?"
    "My mommas on your lips,my mommas on your lips."
    ~Slim Shady- Eminem<33
    
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15. pooferzz
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    May 17, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    Now I'm told that this is life, that pain is just a
    simple comprimise so we can get what we want
    out of it. Would someone care to classify a
    broken heart and some twisted minds so I can find
    someone to rely on?
    
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16. pooferzz
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    May 17, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    “You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
    ~ Dr.Seuss
    
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17. pooferzz
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    May 16, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    I so am having writers block:L
    
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18. pooferzz
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    May 15, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    “If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.”
    -Winnie The Pooh
    
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19. pooferzz
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    May 15, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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20. pooferzz
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    May 15, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Love You Miranda:))
    
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