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*blushes*
posted a quote
August 16, 2014 5:30am UTC

There's
no need for
having
nightmares
if you are
living
them.

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 4:17pm UTC

 
.
.
.
.
Where are my kids who get
snow every winter
BUT THE SECOND IT STARTS SNOWING IN SCHOOL EVERYTHING BECOMES IRRELEVANT AND IT'S LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THAT WHITE SH.T BEFORE

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 5:28pm UTC

“Better to be slapped with the truth than kissed with a lie.”
―Russian Proverb

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cammielynn
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 4:54pm UTC

Magic
Read this to yourself. Read it silently.
Don't move your lips. Don't make a sound.
Listen to yourself. Listen without hearing anything.
What a wonderfully weird thing, huh?
NOW MAKE THIS PART LOUD!
SCREAM IT IN YOUR MIND!
DROWN EVERYTHING OUT.
Now, hear a whisper. A tiny whisper.
Now, read this next line in your best crotchety-
old man voice:
"Hello there, sonny. Does your town have a post office?"
Awesome! Who was that? Whose voice was that?
It sure wasn't yours!
How do you do that?
How?!
It must've been magic.
S.S.

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epictacos
posted a quote
October 21, 2013 6:31pm UTC

ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ
ʷʰʸ algebra ʷʰʸ
ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ

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x_damaged_x
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 9:37pm UTC

I wonder what
i t f e e l s l i k e , r i g h t b e f o r e y o u j u m p .

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x_damaged_x
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 10:56am UTC

Don't wake up to please people or
to be someone you're not. Wake up
to be nobody else but you.
Because you're the only
thing that matters.

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bye*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 6:11pm UTC

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like
GOOOOO ur dying

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bye*
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 4:55pm UTC

the problem with blue eye shadow is that people wear it

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heythereeveryone
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 5:19pm UTC

EID MUBARAK
TO ALL MUSLIMS OUT THERE ON WITTY.HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT EID

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bye*
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 6:30pm UTC

2 years old kid: *runs*
family: looks like he's going to be an athlete

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bye*
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 6:33pm UTC

dont judge me for things i did a few seconds ago ive changed since then

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bye*
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 7:31pm UTC

its funny how the person who makes you the happiest, is also the person who has the power to take it all away.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 10:05pm UTC

.
And when you're living in America
at the end of the
millenium, you're what
you own.
Format by Breeze

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 11:17pm UTC

If you have suffered a tragedy and someone says, "You're in my prayers."
with sincerity, and you reply with some egotistical sh.t about being atheist, you are an emotionally inept moron. For real, though. Like, think about it. If someone is religious, there's really no kinder sentiment they can express than appealing to the highest power they know for your recovery. Whether or not you think it "works" is irrelevent--the kindness is absolutely real.

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J3S5E
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 12:03pm UTC

Barney turned into JerseyShore
GameBoy turned into Facebook
PictnoChat turned into Texting
Coloring turned into LoveLetters
HelloKitty turned into Ke$ha
Nightlights turned into iPod-brightness
AmericanGirl turned into SeventeenMagazine
TheChildrensPlace turned into VictroriaSecret
Skechers turned into Sperrys
EarRings turned into BellyButtonRings
Cooties turned into Kisses
Playdates turned into Hangouts
Cinderella turned into MeanGirls
JuicyJuice turned into Monster
RainCoats turned into TubeTops
SweatPants turned into Yogas
StudEarings turned into HugeHoops
Webkinz turned into Tumblr
Braids turned into Straighteners
FullHouse turned into Degrassi
CampRock turned into OneDirection
Jokes turned into Bullying
BedTimes turned into Curfues
Like turned into Love
But worst of all,
Drake&Josh turned into Bucket&Skinner
Where has our childhood gone?
-90's kids♥

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 11:37am UTC

You can't go to bed without a cup of tea.
But you can't have any because America threw it in the sea.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 4:05pm UTC

White lips, pale face.
*drops bass* MOTHERF.UCKING UNITED STATES *guitar solo*

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 2:08pm UTC

because he let go
and said goodbye
with a whisper;
with the slightest sigh.
i held on
and never knew why
the only thing
separating us was
goodbye.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 3:32pm UTC

Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone
I'll look at them shocked and just whisper quietly,
"You can see me...?"

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