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  1. FashionxxBeauty FashionxxBeauty
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 1:35pm UTC
    You are the piece of me
    I wish i didn't need
    ☆☆

  2. BETHANY* BETHANY*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 10:06am UTC
    Why is it a highway to hell but a staircase to heaven?
    Because it takes more effort to be good than to be bad.

  3. pugsandkisses pugsandkisses
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    I hate it when I am super happy,
    then something happens and just crushes my happy mood

  4. BETHANY* BETHANY*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    Therapy is about every kid's
    NIGHTMARE
    when people are telling you
    that you need
    to get
    Help
    But all you really want is a
    HUG


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  6. BETHANY* BETHANY*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.
    oooh that must suck

  7. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE

  8. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    Texting two people at one time
    Is too much for my anti-social brain to handle.

  9. BETHANY* BETHANY*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 11:24am UTC
    *playing in a paddling pool with younger cousins and family*
    Cousin- "DADDY! Look! I washed your new phone!"
    I have never laughed so much in my whole life

  10. siobhan583 siobhan583
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    My new year's resolution was to lose 30 pounds by the end of summer.
    I've only got 40 pounds to go.

  11. BETHANY* BETHANY*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 11:22am UTC
    I think at my age, most girls are planning their dream wedding,
    but I just finished my funeral playlist..

  12. BETHANY* BETHANY*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 4:28am UTC
    Ive seen like 7 quotes now, that say something similar to this:
    "Add your name to this quote, and together we can stop bullying/ suicide/ cutting ❤"
    Wait, what? Can somebody please tell me how doing this would stop people bully/ kill themselves/ cut?

  13. BETHANY* BETHANY*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 11:14am UTC
    Where the hell did my life go?
    Has anybody seen it?

  14. BETHANY* BETHANY*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    Music > People

  15. BETHANY* BETHANY*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 4:06pm UTC
    *curls hair*
    *feels pretty*
    *steps outside*
    Wind- AAHAHAHAH LOL NO.
    Hair- *BOOM* flat.

  16. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 9:35am UTC
    At my funeral I'd like there to be a piñata so that people can be happy.
    But filled with bees so they're not too happy.

  17. PRETTYnLOVE PRETTYnLOVE
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 1:10pm UTC
    Cashier: Will this be all today?
    Me: No. Hold my spot in line will you, while I go grab more?

  18. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    Hardest job ever? Working at a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the self control needed.

  19. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    I'm glad I know sign language,
    it's pretty handy.

  20. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    BUFFERING?
    More like suffering

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