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  1. Taylor21276 Taylor21276
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    All the boys out there
    If you think that you can
    beat Taylor Lautner's abb's
    then favorite this quote!

  2. pinkrocks123 pinkrocks123
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 5:42pm UTC
    awkward moment # 4
    that awkward moment moment when your running in the movie theatere around the corner and trample 2 little kids


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  4. meggerz1999 meggerz1999
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 11:04am UTC
    Click the [♥] if you love PANDAS!!!!!!!!


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  6. hannahc2017 hannahc2017
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    has anyone ever wondered
    how mermaids give birth?:)!
    <3

  7. hannahc2017 hannahc2017
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    I don't think you understand if you tryn help all im gonna do is fall back in love
    if your tryn end it then why keep the friendship? all you needa do is rap it up imma grown girl man i dont need your help all you gonna do is please yourself. </3

  8. hannahc2017 hannahc2017
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 7:02pm UTC
    love the person who saw you when you were
    invisible <---highlight!

  9. hannahc2017 hannahc2017
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    who was the first to see a cow and think
    "i wonder what will happen if i squeeze these
    dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"

  10. hannahc2017 hannahc2017
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    isnt it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? i like to fill mine with mustard just to teach people a leason(:

  11. hannahc2017 hannahc2017
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    im thinking about killin myself
    but idk....
    i dont wanna live

  12. fergs17 fergs17
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 9:09am UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN.....
    you really have to go to the bathroom but you can't get your skinny jeans off.

  13. sassysparkel007 sassysparkel007
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2011 10:12am UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. sassysparkel007 sassysparkel007
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2011 12:38pm UTC
    » ♥ I wish
    Mother Nature's gifts
    Were returnable.
    Not mine

  15. sassysparkel007 sassysparkel007
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    don’tjudgeAboy
    by his boxers
    afterall, it’s the inside
    t h a t c o u n t s
    not mine

  16. sean101123321 sean101123321
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 3:52pm UTC
    roses are red violets are blue
    everyone knows
    i love u
    <3

  17. XOforeverlovingyouXO XOforeverlovingyouXO
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    I am happy
    That's just the saddest lie . .
    KidCudi.<3

  18. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  19. xoxo7777 xoxo7777
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 4:08pm UTC
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    Dont tell me the sky is the limit, when there are footprints on the moon
    nmf ♥ nmq


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