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  1. zpoiledrotton313 zpoiledrotton313
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 5:48pm UTC
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  2. lillyann_13 lillyann_13
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 3:05pm UTC
    "shut up."
    "I don't
    shut up
    I grow up;
    & when i look
    at your face,
    I throw up."

  3. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 3:17pm UTC
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  4. Coconut_Lipgloss Coconut_Lipgloss
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 1:36pm UTC
    Dear Perverts, I don't suck on popsicles, I viciously bite them. Sincerely, how's that for a mental image.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. livlivo livlivo
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 10:21pm UTC
    That One Kid In Class
    That's shy, but once in a while says something hilarious.

  7. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 6:21am UTC
    *Makes a status*
    "hmmmm nobdy liked it..."
    *deletes status*

  8. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 2:06pm UTC
    THERE'S A DIFFERENCE
    BETWEEN VENTING AND BEGGING FOR ATTENTION

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    Dear inventors of tampons,
    How awkward was it for you
    To explain your invention to everyone?
    © ThatsSoMeee

  10. ImSmallButImNotWeak ImSmallButImNotWeak
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    Facebook.
    Where you can be married to your best friend and NOT be considered a lesbian.

  11. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 6:16am UTC
    5 minutes of extra sleep
    in the morning really does matter...
    jayciecutie01 format

  12. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 10:00pm UTC
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  13. shestooyoungforyoubro shestooyoungforyoubro
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 9:11pm UTC
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  14. walking_on_sunshine walking_on_sunshine
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 11:27pm UTC
    "I'm hungry"
    "DUDE,
    didn't you just eat?"
    "Yeah, so?"
    ---------- ♥ ----------
    nmf//quote

  15. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 11:57pm UTC
    My parents: we have such a pretty daughter.
    My grandparents: So, how many boyfriends have you gone through this week?
    People from my school: And here we have the deformed potato.
    tumblr.

  16. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    No one cares about christmas anymore,
    Everyone cares about the presents they're gunna get

  17. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 10:12am UTC
    Yes I'm a teenager.
    No I'm not pregnant, high, or about to steal your stuff.

  18. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    I can't say what's on my mind anymore, People always judge.
    share
    nmf

  19. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    Parent: Who are you texting?
    Me:*thinks of friend parent would approve of*

  20. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 12:33pm UTC
    i'm okay, i promise.

:)

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