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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 11:56pm UTC
    basically it sucks how the majority of straight guys assume that all gay guys are going to hit on them and get really upset when they do, but straight guys hit on women all the time and expect them to be okay with/flattered by it.

  2. taayxox taayxox
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    .
    I kissed the scars on her skin. i still think youre beautiful.
    and i dont ever want to lose my bestfriend.
    .


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. lovelyandtheworld13 lovelyandtheworld13
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 8:29am UTC
    if it actually started raining men
    i think i would just start crying and really terrified
    and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball
    and pretend i couldn't hear the sound of slamming bodies
    up on my roof
    under no circumstanes would i think 'hallelujah'.

  5. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 10:22pm UTC
    James
    went from being "single" to "in an open relationship"
    ♥ 24 hours ago · comment · like
    1 person likes this
    James
    w/pizza
    23 hours ago · 8 people
    James
    went from being "in an open relationship" to "single"
    ♥ 24 hours ago · comment · like
    James
    i finished my pizza :(
    24 hours ago · 8 people

  6. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 7:44pm UTC
    Roses are cars,
    Violets are buckets.
    This poem makes nooo sense.
    boobs.
    nmf/nmq

  7. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
    1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
    2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
    3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
    4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
    5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
    6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
    7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
    8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
    9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
    10. NO white pants that week.
    11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
    12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
    13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
    14. boys are 10x more annoying.
    15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
    16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
    17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
    18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
    19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
    20. you wish you weren't a girl.
    21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
    nmf.

  8. Kelseykitty* Kelseykitty*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 10:56am UTC
    so. forever alone day. Anyone wanna be my internet valentine?

  9. SummerLove13 SummerLove13
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 10:56am UTC
    ~*~
    that tragic moment when you check the price tag in the store and walk away sadly
    ~*~

  10. TheWeirdKid TheWeirdKid
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 10:51pm UTC
    I'll never be the girl
    Who you see walking down the hallway, and you think,
    "Wow, she's gorgeous."
    I'll never be the girl
    Who you see cheering for her boyfriend
    at the school football game.
    I'll never be the girl
    Who knows all the answers.
    Gets an A on each test.
    I'll never be the girl
    Who can make up jokes on the spot
    Or can make somebody laugh in about two seconds.
    I'll never be 'that girl'.
    But maybe I could be more than just some girl to you?
    Maybe when I walk down the hallway, one day, you'll think,
    "Wow, she stands out."
    Maybe someday,
    We can sit on the bleachers at the school football game.
    Just talking.
    Maybe someday,
    You can tutor me.
    Maybe someday,
    We can be the idiots laughing in the corner of the room
    over some inside joke.
    And maybe someday, instead of being just some girl,
    I can be yours.
    format credit to theweirdkid

  11. TheWeirdKid TheWeirdKid
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 7:43pm UTC
    Hey! Someone already did this and I though it was a great idea so here it goes!
    Comment a totally true story about one of your teachers or friend that happened at school! I want to see what will happen!

  13. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Someone elses parent called my the best basketball player on our team.
    Best. Day. Ever.

  14. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 9:05am UTC
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    I have a snow day! Witty all day!

  15. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 9:38am UTC
    I asked a boy at school what guys do at sleepevers and this is what he said.
    -Play video games all night
    -Drink 2 liters of soda each
    -Talk about girls we like
    And I said "Can you give an example of the girls you talk about.."
    And he said "Briann- NO! I WILL NOT TELL YOU."
    Well I guess he likes Brianna.
    Don't worry if you don't see this quote. This info will be ALL over the internet in a few days.

  16. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    ♥ WE ARE GIRLS♥
    ♥ WE RUN AROUND THE HOUSE WHILE WE BRUSH OUR TEETH.
    ♥WE READ THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER.
    ♥WE LAUGH AT OUR OWN JOKES BEFORE WE TELL THEM.
    ♥WE CAN READ A SENTENCE 10 TIMES WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING IT ...
    ♥WE GO INTO THE SHOWER AND FORGET OUR TOWELS, SO WE HAVE TO TAKE A RISKY RUN TO OUR BEDROOMS HOPING NOBODY SEES US.
    ♥ WE PUSH DOORS, EVEN WHEN THE BOLD LETTERS IN FRONT OF US SAY PULL.
    ♥WE ............SAY, "WHAT?" EVEN IF WE HAVE UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING SOMEONE HAS SAID.
    ♥ WE HATE IT WHEN THE WIND MESSES UP OUR HAIR.
    ♥ WE CAN SEE THE SAME MOVIE 10 TIMES.
    ♥WE HAVE TO CALL OUR OWN PHONE TO FIND IT.
    ♥ WE CAN LOOK AT THE CLOCK WITHOUT SEEING WHAT TIME IT IS.
    ♥ WE TURN THE PILLOW OVER TO LIE ON THE COLD SIDE.
    ♥ WE SET THE ALARM CLOCK TO RING EARLIER IN THE MORNING SO WE CAN LAY IN LONGER.
    ♥BEFORE WE GO TO BED, WE CALCULATE HOW MANY HOURS WE GET TO SLEEP,
    ♥WE TRY AND DO THINGS BEFORE THE MICROWAVE BEEPS,
    ♥CLOSE THE FRIDGE DOOR REALLY SLOW TO SEE IF THE LIGHT STAYS ON,
    ♥TRY AND BALANCE THE LIGHT SWITCH BETWEEN ON AND OFF.

  17. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 6:55pm UTC
    AWKWARD: Your phone going off at a funeral.
    EVEN MORE
    AWKWARD:
    Your ringtone being "I Will Survive."

  18. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 7:01pm UTC
    Wear Fluffy Socks: 1% Fluffy,1% Comfy, 1% Cotten, 97% Increased Ability to Slide Across Floor Like a Flipping Ninja Riding an Invisible Skate-Board!

  19. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    Someone steals your crayon:
    Elementary school: "That's okay. We can share!" Middle School: "Dude, I don't care."
    High School: "Give me back my friggin' crayon RIGHT NOW!"

  20. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    A STRANGER STABS YOU IN THE FRONT
    A BOYFRIEND STABS YOU IN THE HEART
    A FRIEND STABS YOU IN THE BACK
    BUT ONLY BFFS POKE EACH OTHER WITH BENDY STRAWS!!

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