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November 10, 2010 2:38pm UTC

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emma21
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December 2, 2011 4:15pm UTC

did you know you can bite off yourfinger
as easily as you bite a carrot?
but your brain is like
"no! don't eat your finger!"
and that's why you can't.

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emma21
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December 2, 2011 4:47pm UTC

obesity kills 300,000 people annually
lightning kills 10,000 people annually
texting kills 6,000 people annually
hippos kill 2,900 people annually
airplanes kill 1,200 people annually
volcanoes kill 845 people annually
shopping on black friday kills 550 people annually
falling out of bed kills 450 people in the usa annually
bathtubs kill 340 people annually
deer kill 130 people annually
icicles kill 100 people in russia annually
hot dogs kill 70 children annually
tornadoes kill 60 people annually
jellyfish kill 40 people annually
dogs kill 30 people in the USA annually
ants kill 30 people annually
high school football kills 20 people annually
vending machines kill 13 people annually
roller coasters kill 6 people annually
sharks kill 5 people annually.

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Chlohoey
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December 4, 2011 1:19am UTC

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JordanThinksYourBeautiful
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December 3, 2011 11:39pm UTC

‎3 Impossibilities in the World:
1. You can't count your hair.
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Now please put your tongue back inside your mouth, you look like a dog
;)

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daniellenicole27
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November 29, 2011 10:03pm UTC

FOR EVERY FAVE I GET ..
I WILL GO ONE DAY WITHOUT TRYING TO KILL MYSELF .
i don't think i will be living for much longer .

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ittsssmekate
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November 11, 2010 3:50pm UTC

MindBlowing
1. Grab a calculator.
2. Key in the first 3 digits of your phone number (not your area code)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last four digits of your phone number
7. Repeat number 6
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2
Mind Blown Huh?

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glambertized
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September 3, 2011 1:47pm UTC

I finally figured out
what the white crayon was for,
so i could write your name all over my paper,
and nobody
would ever know.

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Mio5amore
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September 3, 2011 1:13pm UTC

shootforthestarsxo format
80 year old man: My 28 year old wife is pregnant, your opinion, Doctor?
Doctor: Let me tell you a story.
A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and...
BANG... The lion drops dead!
Old man:
Thats impossible; someone else must have shot the lion....
Doctor: MY POINT EXACTLY
nmf/nmq :3

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sarahxx224
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September 3, 2011 1:13pm UTC

point at your head
&say the initials for mountain
fav if you get it!;)

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danielle1220
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September 3, 2011 1:13pm UTC

That awkward moment when....
You find out your toys have made three movies behind your back.
(;

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x3sammii
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August 28, 2011 8:58pm UTC

just because you have a dick
DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN ACT LIKE ONE.
NMQ

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saarahhhh
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January 12, 2011 5:06pm UTC

The people in 1910 probably thought in 2010
we would have flying cars and robots
... but no.
So far, all we've come up with is
backwards robes and
rubber bands shaped like animals.
not mine

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xO_stella
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August 18, 2010 6:13pm UTC

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HelloSeattle
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May 25, 2009 8:09pm UTC

a blind man
walked passed a deaf woman and knew it was
l o v e a t f i r s t s i g h t .
-- A s t h a t v e r y s a m e --
deaf woman
walked passed the blind man, she could
h e a r h e r h e a r t
pounding in her chest.
** All mine **

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