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  1. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    My Mom: Tell everyone that dinner is ready.
    Me: DINNER'S READY!!!!!!!!!!!!
    My Mom: -___-

  2. livelaughlove26 livelaughlove26
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    Not realizing how inappropriate Spongebob real ly is. . .

  3. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    want a hug right now.

  4. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    While watching titanic,
    i always start crying at that scene where the mom is tucking her
    two kids in bed, and the old couple are hugging each other to sleep.
    not at jack and rose.

  5. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    Waiter: Don't touch the dish, it's very hot.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *touches dish to see how hot it is*
    Me: Owwwwwwwwwwww!!!! *&%@#$&

  6. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    didn't know Adele was 7 months pregnant until just now O.o

  7. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:30pm UTC
    I have five fingers for a reason
    My pinky, for my best friend and the promises i'll never break
    My ring finger, for that special boy, when the time is right
    My middle finger for that biitch that pushes me too far
    My pointer finger, to pick out my dearest family members
    My thumb, to show the rest of the world i'm going to be okay

  8. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    Taking mini naps
    in between texts when you're laying in bed late at night
    -Format credit to ThatsSoMeee - I follow back ^.^

  9. maxiemax456 maxiemax456
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment #1
    when you take a shower in the middle of the day and your not sure if you should put on normal clothes or pajamas......

  10. emilaaaaayy emilaaaaayy
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    My boyfriends little sister is autistic.
    Yesterday she couldn't sleep so she called me & I talked to her for three hours.
    She told me about how all the kids at school make fun of her for her weight and looks and for being autistic and I told her she was beautiful no matter what.
    Then after that she told me she wants to be just like me when she grows up and she never wants her brother and I to breakup because I'm like the older sister she never had.
    We set up a scavenger hunt for my boyfriends birthday on Sunday. She's helping me put up all the clues that day and have it lead to his gift from me. I'm cutting out a hundred paper hearts and writing on each one, a different reason why I love him.

  11. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 11:30am UTC
    Being lifted off the ground during a hug ♥

  12. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    Mom, my friends don't care if my room is messy. They just care if we have food.
    weheartit.com

  13. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:26pm UTC
    *Me at starbucks sitting alone.*
    Hot Guy: Hi there.
    Me: Hi
    Hot Guy: Is this seat taken?
    Me: No...
    Hot Guy: Good cause I need a chair.
    FOREVER ALONE

  14. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 9:14am UTC
    Reason's why im fat
    1) i eat when im bored
    2) im alway's bored
    (OneDirection)

  15. amberlylovesdinosaurs amberlylovesdinosaurs
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:20pm UTC
    ◢ 16:26 ▃
    Settings
    ON
    Music
    Reality
    ON
    OFF
    Nmf

  16. Hotchocolate Hotchocolate
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    Katniss has a choice of Gale or Peeta.
    Hermione has a choice of Harry or Ron.
    Bella has a choice of Jacob or Edward.
    And then there's me who has the choice of....
    ....yeah...FOREVER ALONE.

  17. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 11:50am UTC
    Boys are nicer when they aren't with their friends.
    weheartit.com

  18. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    Parent: Wear a jacket over your halloween costume
    Child: .....

  19. underestimatedlystable underestimatedlystable
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 1:09am UTC

    When two people are really into eachother and everyone notices except them!
    MeeAndYoouFormats♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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