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Rach_K
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April 10, 2012 12:01pm UTC

Today I tried on my skinny jeans
That I forgot I had and after I struggled to get them off I had the strangest thought:
Screw you rapist's, if I have trouble getting these off
you have NO chance...
My face after this random thought: -_-'

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YouAreBeautiful516
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April 10, 2012 11:52am UTC

I don't think I could ever stab someone. I mean, let's be real, I can barely get the straw into the Capri Sun .
Format by twilightgirl995

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19Boo97
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April 10, 2012 11:52am UTC

everything symbolizes something
in english class
credit fade to blackbutterflies

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drizzyyo
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April 10, 2012 11:53am UTC

i dont think my teacher likes me..
i told her i wanted to be and astonaut,
& she replied with, "the sky's the limit."

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secret_wittian
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April 10, 2012 11:53am UTC

It's my birthday!

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19Boo97
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April 10, 2012 11:54am UTC

┏╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍┓
that exremely sad moment♥
when kindergarteners tell you the Easter bunny was your dad
┗╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍┛nmf

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andrea_loves_yew
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 11:55am UTC

A freshman girl oh so shy
sits and watches a sophmore guy
The sophmore guy with his head in a whirl
sits and stares at the junior girl
The junoir girl with the red sudan
stands and watches the senior man
The senior man all hot and wild
secretly loves the freshman child </3

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marisa_is_hawt
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 11:56am UTC

I really hate when people post quotes about how Witty is "changing" and how everyone is being "mean" and how no one actually writes quotes anymore. OK, first, what you just wrote isn't a quote. Second, stop asking for attention. And third, you are the ones making Witty "change" by complaining about it. And for those of you who say "oh there are too many One Direction quotes" and "oh there are too many quotes about the Hunger Games," that's total bull... Just Sayin'. And I know this isn't a quote, that's the point.

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overthetop1
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 11:58am UTC

Jack I`ll never let go
*Lets go*
~Titanic~

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prettysam
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April 9, 2012 2:58pm UTC

Such a crazy 4 day weekend.. Went to my cousins for two nights; had Easter on easter, obviously... My cousins and I had an easter egg hunt, then we were outside for a bit.. Our Grandma, Grandpa, Aunt, & Uncle came for Easter dinner. My parents weren't there.. Wanna know why? They were in the hospital, my mom was giving birth.. My beautiful baby sister was born on April 8th 6 pm. So that was pretty cool, towards the end of the night, it was almost 7, we noticed one of my cousins dogs had a bloated side, his admen was bloated.. He only has three legs because of cancer. My uncle rushed him to the ER, and he came home, the vet gave him charcol so it could asorb everything in his stomach, and he would puke it out.. He didn't puke. My grandpa, grandma, brother, my two cousins & I went to the hospital to see my baby sister. She was gorgeous. We got home about 10 pm, we all went to bed. Then, no one was awake but my Aunt and Uncle, the dog, Earl, died... No one knew what he had, if he ate anything bad, or anything.. We spent the rest of the morning just..
crying..
Well,
Atleast I can say, Welcome Baby Emma..
And RIP Earl.. Your in a better place now<3

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amandapopstar101
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April 8, 2012 8:36pm UTC

sure, there are plenty of fish in the sea......... but there are also sharks, seaweed & toxic waste.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Amanda97
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 8:37pm UTC

LSHIFOMDJKIDHADBIIDINIW = Laughing so hard i fell off my dinosaur, Just kidding
i dont have a dinosaur, But if i did i'd name it Wilburt! ;D

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kristagannon
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April 8, 2012 8:39pm UTC

Remember...
webkinz?
{ ♥ }
- - - - - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - - - - -

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HEYITSme07
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 8:39pm UTC

IS IT JUST ME..
or
do I always get the crappy shopping carts when I'm at the store?

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rockstargrace
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 8:39pm UTC

Text messages
Girl:Hey
Girl: Hey whats up?
Girl: Hey you there?
Girl: Hello????
Girl: Ignoring me is cool too.:P

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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chloefpz
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April 8, 2012 8:39pm UTC

i just wish that One Direction had a chubby girl in their What Makes You Beautiful video so I could feel like I don't need to be skinney to be beautiful and loved. Because right now, I feel like I need to loose weight.
btw- I love one direction, this is my only problem with them. at least other than I am too young to date them <3

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AlyssaJob7
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 8:40pm UTC

I feel so fat on holidays. All I do is eat candy and lay on the couch watching TV.

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basketballxoxo
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 8:41pm UTC

I like you :) Do you like me?
No.
:(
You never asked if i loved you.
Awwwww, do you love me? :)
No.

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