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B*
posted a quote
December 8, 2011 5:40pm UTC

K.
One letter? 1 freaking letter. Are you kidding me! I typed you a paragraph. And you reply with one letter.
Sorry babe :/ I'll try to reply better next time(: I love you so much! Your the best!<3
K.
-_-

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twilightgirl995
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December 8, 2011 9:55pm UTC

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me;
nothing, because i'm single

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twilightgirl995
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December 9, 2011 1:22am UTC

click to see this quote

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twilightgirl995
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 3:00am UTC

I love my six pack so much,
I protect it with a layer of fat

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twilightgirl995
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 9:36am UTC

I wonder how many people took a picture with me in the background...
and then made fun of me

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twilightgirl995
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December 10, 2011 5:36pm UTC

You are in a relationship with Wittyprofiles.com.
♥ 2 minutes ago • Comment • Like

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verymadison4
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 9:35am UTC

How much do you love me?
Well, look at the stars and count them. That's how much I love you.
But it's morning.
Exactly.

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verymadison4
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 9:52am UTC

HEY,
Coach, why don't you run the mile?

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verymadison4
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December 11, 2011 10:01am UTC

Red means stop.
Green means go.
Yellow means hurry the hell up before it turns red again!

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swimmyshark
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 4:33pm UTC

Hey, if you didn't have legs, would you wear shoes?
I guess no. Lol. x)
soo, why wear a bra..?
.__.
nmf,nmq

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swimmyshark
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 4:45pm UTC

The Scariest things InTheWorld
Monsters 1%
Crazy People 2%
Naturaly Disasters 7%
My mother when shes angry 90%

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swimmyshark
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 5:03pm UTC

IF A GIRL IS SILENT, IT'S DANGEROUS.
SHE'S EITHER.
1. OVER THINKING
2. TIRED OF WAITING
3. ABOUT TO BLOW UP
4. NEEDS A HUG
5. FALLING APART
6. CRYING INSIDE
7.ALL OF THE ABOVE

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swimmyshark
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 5:07pm UTC

What my alarm sounds like :
beep boop
jingle jingle
beep boop
What my alarm sounds like at 7:00 a.m :
"AAAHHHH!"

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swimmyshark
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 5:12pm UTC

going into a pool
&being afraid your face will fall off.

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swimmyshark
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 5:41pm UTC

Mom: Son, a little birdie told me you've been
doing drugs..
Son: It seems to me the only person
who has been doing drugs is you,
since apparently you talk to birds.

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swimmyshark
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 5:50pm UTC

:o + :P = 69

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twilightgirl995
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December 12, 2011 6:01pm UTC

If your Best Friend
judges you more than anyone else, they're not worthy enough of being called your "BEST friend".

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twilightgirl995
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December 12, 2011 6:04pm UTC

credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
I didn't change; I grew up.
Maybe you should too.

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elloellie
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 6:46pm UTC

Toddlers&Tiaras
MOM:
oh she loves pagents!! If she ever said she wanted to stop them i'd let her!:)
*Toddler screaming and crying on the floor*
"mommy!!! i dont want to do this"
nmf

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twilightgirl995
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 7:32pm UTC

I like unexpected messages
It makes me feel special because someone
actually remembers my exsistance.

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