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dominiqueeewale
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October 11, 2011 5:52pm UTC

Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper.
Student: LOOK AT ME NOW
Teacher: Excuse me?
Student: I'M GETTIN' PAPERRR!
HelloFormats

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bizzeybeatsxo350
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October 11, 2011 4:07pm UTC

Today I texted all my friends that I lost my phone & asked them to call it for me, about 95% of them called me... I need smarter friends.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BlackButterflies
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October 9, 2011 7:26pm UTC

MY DEFINITIONS #13:
"This is stupid." (phrase) : "I'm bad at this, and you're winning anyway."
♥♥♥♥♥
not my format

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BlackButterflies
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October 9, 2011 2:31am UTC

tips for success:
when asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with,
"Hmmm..i haven't decided yet."

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Jubzy42
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October 9, 2011 5:13pm UTC

that pedophile moment when you see a little kid and think
damn.
that kids going to be really hot when he gets older.

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Althearose
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October 9, 2011 9:23pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
When your friends are comparing bones they've broken
And you're just sitting there like
"I broke my pencil one time..."

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idance
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October 7, 2011 2:45pm UTC

DEAR SIDEWALK,
Please get wider...
SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
FEELING EXCLUDED.

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cooolstoryybro
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October 6, 2011 6:43pm UTC

Replacements for
"cool story,
bro."
1) Fascinating discourse, chum.
2) Riveting fable, comrade.
3) Intriguing anecdote, brethren.
4) Perpetuating argument, colleague.
5) Sweet saga, yo.
6) Waste of time, jerk.
7) Spellbinding reiteration, chummy.
8) Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one.
9) Interesting intellect, imbecile.
10) Ballin' gossip, dawg.

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