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  1. ~Adeliboo~* ~Adeliboo~*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2014 1:11pm UTC
    Suicide isn't stupid, do you want to know what is stupid?
    Hurting somebody so much emotionally that they think suicide is the only answer.
    That's stupid.

  2. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2014 8:42pm UTC
    My friend's sister was telling me
    about how in highschool a guy tried
    to take a picture up her skirt as she
    was walking up stairs and she saw,
    grabbed his phone, broke it in half,
    and handed it back to him and
    said “you can tell your mom
    why your phone's broken”

  3. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2014 12:13am UTC
    Girls are Hardcore
    Seriously, they put sharp pointy sticks near their eyes

  4. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2014 12:31pm UTC
    O' Captain, my Captain, alas! you're free.
    Rest easy, Robin Williams, we ain't never had a friend like you.

  5. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    Today a officer came into my class to talk about substance abuse.
    He had a few pictures in his hands and he said he already spoke with the family
    and that they were okay with him sharing this story. He showed us a picture of the
    cuteset baby boy I had ever seen. His name was Jason, and he showed us more
    pictures, and he told us how intellegent he was, and what great of an athlete he was.
    But then he said at the age of fifteen, Jason started using marij/uana. At first it was
    no big deal, but then he got hooked. He used marij/uana so much he didn't even get
    a high from it anymore, so he moved onto me/th. Jason's parents had no idea as
    to what was going on, they were just called about Jason's grades going from A's to
    F's. Then they got called into school almost every week due to Jason getting in a
    fight. He was just so angry all the time and he just wanted to fight anyone. One night
    he came home and his mother said something to him he didn't quite like, so he
    slammed her through a wall. When Jason's dad got home, he was so angry, he
    beat Jason senseless. But that didn't help anything. Jason went back to the drugs
    and back to the fighting. He started stealing from everyone for me/th. Then he got
    in more trouble for beating up people. One day Jason and his friends were so
    messed up on drugs, for fun they went driving down the road, attacking people,
    beating some to the point they were in the hospital. Jason got arrested, they all
    got arrested. But Jason's parent's loved that sweet little boy in the baby picture
    so much, they took him in after three years in prison, as long as he got help.
    Jason didn't get any help, he went back to the drugs, he went back to the
    crowd of people he had always hung out wtih. When Jason was twenty five
    years old his parents came home, Jason was there waiting for them. He
    attacked his parents with a knife in both hands and was planning on killing
    both of his parents. His dad had no choice. He shot him, and he was taken to
    the hospital. Jason survived, and he recovered and he went back home. Where
    he returned to the substance abuse. Not long after that, Jason had done it
    for far too long, and he hated himself, and he took his own life. And what was
    worse for the family was Jason had a younger sister. Who was following right along
    in her brothers footsteps. But luckily for her, she some how found her way out. She
    was clean, and she is now a happy thirty four year old woman with two daughters.
    Then the officer looked at us and said "I know what you're thinking 'How do we
    know you're telling the truth?" he paused for a moment, before I almost saw
    a grown man burst into tears, he said "Jason was my son."

  6. xxxtheicekillerxxx xxxtheicekillerxxx
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 9:24am UTC
    Not trying to impress you or anything
    but I just broke my personal record of number of days without dying.
    -ifunny

  7. livin_life_young_and_in_love livin_life_young_and_in_love
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    Before I Die #4:
    I want to save someone's life.

  8. Princess B-tch* Princess B-tch*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    There's a tornado outside.
    & I'm like "omg, the wifi still works!".
    ♥♥♥

  9. ridemydino ridemydino
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    I'm a teen.
    I have a messy room. I spend most of my time online. I have private things on my phone. I go to bed late and
    I'm crazy about one person.

  10. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    ♥ Look at the Scars & tell me
    is your joke still funny?
    nmf/ MY QUOTE

  11. blonde_blueyes_breakable blonde_blueyes_breakable
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    I'm seriously considering making a bunch of stickers that say,
    "Congrats On Your Face!"
    and then going around sticking them on attractive people.

  12. she_is_love she_is_love
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    has anyone else noticed
    that witty is finally at peace?

  13. sheyannadawn72* sheyannadawn72*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 10:42am UTC
    It wouldn't be called a crush if it didn't hurt.

  14. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    i'm all out of faith,
    this is how I feel ♥

  15. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 1:48pm UTC
    "It's a good thing I got a haircut.
    Now I finally found out who truly loves me."
    -Liam Payne


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  17. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    I just burned 1200 calories
    I left my pizza in the oven.
    FAVE IF YOU GET IT ♥
    i follow back (:

  18. InnerMe InnerMe
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    ♥ It's crazy how I like you,
    but I barely even talk to you.
    /nmf
    Follow for a Follower

  19. hithurrimjohnny hithurrimjohnny
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    It is NOT okay
    to be mean to my
    a m a z i n g
    girlfriend on witty.
    She isn't okay right now.
    I don't know why everyone
    is ganging up on her right now,
    but it needs to stop.
    Its immoral and disgusting.

  20. lolmybffjill lolmybffjill
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 12:07am UTC
    No your right,
    I mistook
    our endless conversations,
    your sweet texts,
    the compliments,
    & our amazing moments
    for liking me.
    My bad.

:)

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