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kandykyra
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 5:21pm UTC

I asked
myboyfriend
what he thought
of Me
He Replied "abcdefghijk"
So I asked "whats that mean hun?"
He Said "Awful, Beastly, clownish ,discusting, eew, fugly, gross, hideous----
I started crying and said " I don't even want to know what I,J, and K mean"
He laughed and said "Babe calm down, IJK means
I'm just Kidding ;)
♥
I hate him :)
"

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bitchplease58
posted a quote
July 19, 2011 10:00am UTC

Witty Please Help!!!!!
I know you won't read this quote because it is ugly....but..
You know the most hated person on witty right?
kandykyra
well, i have some bad news........
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/3299144
she was unjustly banned from witty!!!!
it was not her doing this to the quotes
fave this to let everybody know!!!
even steve...
her account has been blocked
and i feel bad and how sad she must be
she worked hard on her profile
fave <3! !!!

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kandykyra
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 12:40pm UTC

--------------- ♥ ---------------
Morphing you and your crush's names together:
Mira Plumlund
--------------- ♥ ---------------
C o m m e n t w h a t y o u r s w o u l d b e

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kandykyra
posted a quote
July 3, 2011 11:22pm UTC

Which of these shapes do not belong?
▲ ▲ ▼ ▲
----->Just an example of how we've been taught being different is wrong

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kandykyra
posted a quote
July 3, 2011 11:27pm UTC

"Cant touch this!!"
well... except for you... you can
♥
daddysbai12

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kandykyra
posted a quote
July 3, 2011 11:32pm UTC

T H E S E N T E N C E B E L O W I S FA LS E .
----> the sentence above is true..
billyboy

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kandykyra
posted a quote
July 3, 2011 11:37pm UTC

"Mom, I swear my room was
clean this morning"
so what happened?
"I got dressed" ♥
**Laureeeen

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kandykyra
posted a quote
July 3, 2011 11:43pm UTC

Today,
My little brother stomped into my room and through a bra at my face
He then yelled
"THIS THING DOESN'T WORK!"
I wonder what he used it for, and why it didn't work...

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 2:57pm UTC

569licks
>to the center of a
Tootsie pop♥
Coincidence?
I think not.

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 3:14pm UTC

You're playing with my heart,
eeve toN it's getting really lame,
decide what you want,
the girl or the game...
♥

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 3:33pm UTC

If it weren't for boys...
I'd quit
school.

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 8:01pm UTC

Today I got chinese food and got a fortune cookie.
---what did it say?
"Ignore the last cookie. It's a filthy liar."
[x] the one I ate before had said, [x]
"You have a secret admirer."
MLIA.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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kandykyra
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 1:15pm UTC

Just remember ;;
inside every girl, there's a boy.
[ . . . t h a t c a m e o u t w r o n g . . . ]
but you know what I mean.
-she's the man nmf

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kandykyra
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 1:41pm UTC

Face it..
The only secrets that you can't tell your bestfriend
are the LIES you told her
that could ruin your friendship

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kandykyra
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 6:07pm UTC

dad,how was i born?
Welllll, son first your mother and i got together on
facebook and set up a date via email. we met up
at myspace and she agreed to download data
from my pen drive, but right when i was about to
transfer we realized that none of us had installed
a firewall. it was too late to hit delete so nine
months later a pop up window appeared saying
you've got a male. ♥
credit to :missJoxoxo

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kandykyra
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 6:11pm UTC

let your smile change the world
don't let the world change your smile.
Credit t o: a nonymouus

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kandykyra
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 6:20pm UTC

What am I supposed to say
When I'm all choked up, and you're
.....okay
nmf

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kandykyra
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 6:24pm UTC

you never realise
how much like someone
until you watch them
Like someone else.
EnriqueX788

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kandykyra
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 6:29pm UTC

My obsession with him;
c a n n o t b e h e a l t h y .
♥neverlandfugitive

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