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  1. Jasmine❤😘* Jasmine❤😘*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    "Hiding your regrets you'll come back wanting me to fall back in your arms. Who do you think you are? Ohh im not gonna let you down let you down easy, your gonna feel it inside its gonna eat you alive. When you finally realize i walked away the pain will scream I TOLD YOU SO "


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. BerryBop BerryBop
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 5:43am UTC
    me: ok, so if anyone in this room likes me, i want you to breathe.
    police: so, how did everyone die?

  4. Chelsea_Loves_You Chelsea_Loves_You
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 10:48pm UTC
    Me: Hi, I'd like to place an order.
    Pizza place: Okay, what can I get for you?
    Me: um hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni, right?
    Empty House: ..............
    Me: yeah, we'll get a large pepperoni

  5. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    Girl's logic : When you like a guy,
    do nothing about it and
    expect him to magically know
    and make the first move.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. Primadonna* Primadonna*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 6:29am UTC
    you don't have to be alone to be lonely

  8. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 8:58am UTC
    me in school : *checks time*
    time : 8:00 am
    me in school : *checks time 2 hours later*
    time : 8:01 am
    me on tumblr : *ckecks time*
    time : 8:00 am
    me on tumblr : *ckecks time 3 seconds later*
    time : 11:59 pm October 23rd, 3035


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    when it comes to reading i’m either reading 400 pages a day or taking a month to read 200 there is no in between

  11. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 1:04pm UTC
    mom: how are your grades this semester?
    me: mother what's important is that we have our health

  12. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  13. anime_lover anime_lover
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    Trust is like a paper, once it's crumpled
    It can't be perfect.

  14. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 4:01am UTC
    Person: So what do you want for your birthday?
    Me: *Forgets everything I've ever wanted*

  15. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 1:29pm UTC
    *tears up map*
    "Whoops, looks like I destroyed the world again"

  16. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    Apparently "I’m a slave 4 u" is not an appropriate song
    to put on a powerpoint about the 13th amendment

  17. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 12:23pm UTC
    mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 5 hours ago wtf
    me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from

  18. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 12:17pm UTC
    i am not anyone’s first choice
    i am not anyone’s favorite
    people may tell me i mean a lot to them
    and that i’m special to them
    but i know there’s someone they
    will always choose over me.

  19. Roya* Roya*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 11:10pm UTC
    *Scrolls Through Quotes*
    *Finds A Good One*
    *Faves*
    *Gets A Notification*
    *Opens Notification*
    "Great, I Liked My Own Quote
    Well It Is A Good Quote."

  20. SomeoneShouldSayIt SomeoneShouldSayIt
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    Honestly, i want to see you be brave. Say what you wanna say.Let the words fall out

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