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  1. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 6:48pm UTC
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  2. jlwright82 jlwright82
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 4:48pm UTC
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    I swear, if you "cool story bro" me,
    soon I'll have a pretty fuuckin' cool story to tell
    about how i punched you in the face.
    nmf

  3. Want_Ya Want_Ya
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    There are 6,930,055,154
    people in the world.
    Why are you letting just one
    ruin your life ?
    --Patrick Star

  4. tigerkid tigerkid
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 8:37pm UTC
    I came home and cried today,
    I picked up a knife, but put it down
    you should be proud of me.

  5. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    Don't make
    fun of anyone for being anorexic, bulimic, or a cutter. She does that to herself, not to you.

  6. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 11:59am UTC
    i try to avoid any eye contact,
    CAUSE THAT OPENS A DOOR FOR CONVERSATION, LIKE I WANT THAT.


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  8. Boink_Tastic Boink_Tastic
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 8:37pm UTC
    No, he's not the cutest.
    He's not the star quarterback.
    Not every girl in school wants to be with him.
    He can be silly at times,
    but his smile is amazing.
    He may not be the best to you,
    but he's absolutely perfect to me.

  9. lilyxrocksxursox lilyxrocksxursox
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    What the poet says;
    I ate some toast
    what the poet means;
    He ate some toast
    what my English teacher says it means;
    "The poet eating toast is a metaphor for him trying to fill the empty void left inside of him as a result of not receiving proper care and attention as a child." ♥

  10. destinyrenee001 destinyrenee001
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 12:40pm UTC
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    When you miss a day of school, and then you have this whole list planned out in your head of things to do.. but you end up laying around all day being lazy and not getting any of it done..
    ..only me?

  11. slr1995 slr1995
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 2:02pm UTC
    Good bye natrual hair, hello straightner,
    Goodbye skin , hello makeup,
    Goodbye sophee shorts, hello dresses,
    Goodbye real laughs, hello fake smiles
    Goodbye carefree, hello heartbreak
    Goodbye all nighters, hello alarm clock,
    Goodbye double sleepovers,hello school nights
    Goodbye swimming pool, hello snow
    Goodbye real, hello fake,
    Goodbye tan, hello pale
    Goodbye "I don't care", hello "its whats cool"
    Goodbye summer; hello school ♥

  12. chloexxkrystyna chloexxkrystyna
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 12:38am UTC
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  13. chocolatechipcookies07 chocolatechipcookies07
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 2:15pm UTC
    SO the witty girls decided....that onJAN 16 2012 ALL WITTY GIRLS WILL WEAR A SHIRT , THAT SAYS "ANOTHER WITTY GIRL" so we can see how many witty girls are out there.you can, WRITE IT. ON A WHITE SHIRT.BUT PLEASE ALL WITTY GIRLS DO IT. AND FAVORITE THIS QUOTE SO WE SPREAD THE WORD.comment for any other info.

  14. xOavreeXo26 xOavreeXo26
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    14 & pregnant.
    theres this little bundle of joy inside of me
    so sweet and innocent without a clue what is going on right now
    i hate to tell you that you wont have a grandpa, he left us because he was ashamed of us
    but don't worry little baby, i'll never be ashamed of you
    one of your uncles wont be here for us, but it's okay we'll always have each other.
    you have a grandma who will do anything for you;;
    two aunts that will just adore you, the third will come around i hope;;
    you have a little cousin whose soo excited for you;;
    and a daddy who loves you very much
    i just want you to know that even with all the bad on this earth i'll always be here for you
    i'm you're mommy and i'll always love you♥


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  16. Forever1216 Forever1216
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 12:55pm UTC
    Dear self, get prettier.
    dear stomach, get smaller.
    dear legs, get more attractive.
    dear personality, get more bubbly.
    dear me, s t o p being a failure.


  17. kotababii kotababii
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    July 20, 2011 3:52pm UTC
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  18. HannahLou96 HannahLou96
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    July 20, 2011 4:31pm UTC
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  19. captivated captivated
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 2:11am UTC
    cinderella
    didn't have to take off her dress «
    » to get prince charming
    AND NEITHER DO YOU. ♥

  20. witty_is_my_escapee witty_is_my_escapee
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    her head said no.
    her heart said go.
    her head said don't fall again.
    her heart said put nothing above him.
    her head said you always fall too fast.
    her heart said i can make this one last.
    her head cried look he's breaking you!
    her heart laughed, chill he's just in a bad mood.
    her head said he's gonna leave you behind.
    her heart said nah you're the only girl on his mind.
    her head said look he's leaving you!
    her heart yelled shut up! that can't be true!
    her head said see i told you so!
    her heart said, he'll be back by tomorrow.
    her head said he's with that girl tonight.
    her heart whispered, sorry kid..your head was right

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