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fatassmuffin
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November 26, 2011 2:31pm UTC

if this website were a potatoe,
it'd be a damn good potatoe.

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SilverBullet
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July 5, 2011 2:59pm UTC

Rest In Peace
Caylee Anthony
We here at witty know the truth.♥

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eeevvvaaaxxxooo
posted a quote
July 4, 2011 11:58pm UTC

who else rember s
Estaban's pet chicken
♥
nmf2

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 4:58pm UTC

I could never
Date a BOY who's not funny.

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NeverShoutNever2499
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 12:30am UTC

Today ;
My school had a fire drill.
I was standing next to the most popular kid in school,
when a down syndrom came up to him & asked him if she could hold his hand 'cause she was scared
Happily he held her hand in front of everyone
♥

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Ic3y_h0t
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 3:29pm UTC

Brushing yourTeeth like nobody's buisness beforeGoing to the dentist [♥] /////////////

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12345girl
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 9:18am UTC

Those nicknames
You give your crushes
Click the ♥ and comment yours(;

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BabyBlueForYou
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 10:48pm UTC

click to see this quote

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idance
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 7:55pm UTC

Josh: "Why was your bucket on top of our door?"
megan: "Why was your door under my bucket?"
not my format.

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imbringinsexyback
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 12:01pm UTC

My 8 year old sister
has luekemia.
Today i visited her in the hospital and she said to me,
"Ellie, i know that i am going to die, but i know i'll come back as a kitten.
So after im gone, and a kitten comes to your door,
it will be me.
I will always love you, Ellie,
Even when i'll be a
CAT. "
*didnt happen to me, i just thought this was amazing.

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emtastic13
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 8:59pm UTC

f a v e this
and I'll write the name
of your future husband
on your profile

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brookiex18
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 12:59pm UTC

I f Taylor Swift has a son,
He will be the best boyfriend ever.
♥
-not my format.

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chillchica4
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 8:34pm UTC

Favorite this if you were born on your birthday
♥

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umakemehappi
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 10:33am UTC

>>>>>>>>>>>
and i can't wait
to tell my kids all the historical
moments
I've been through
to get them here.
<<<<<<<<<<<
♥ ♥ ♥
2 milleniums
2 centruies
3 decades
twin towers
first black president
Gulf oil spill
earthquake in Japan
Tsunami in Japan
rebecca black
Bin Laden killed
Royal Wedding
the end of the world
the snuggie
♥

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dancerchickxo69
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 9:09pm UTC

SCREW BOYS
I'm getting a pet rock.

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