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  3. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    I asked
    myboyfriend
    what he thought
    of Me
    He Replied "abcdefghijk"
    So I asked "whats that mean hun?"
    He Said "Awful, Beastly, clownish ,discusting, eew, fugly, gross, hideous----
    I started crying and said " I don't even want to know what I,J, and K mean"
    He laughed and said "Babe calm down, IJK means
    I'm just Kidding ;)

    I hate him :)
    "

  4. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 12:40pm UTC
    --------------- ♥ ---------------
    Morphing you and your crush's names together:
    Mira Plumlund
    --------------- ♥ ---------------
    C o m m e n t w h a t y o u r s w o u l d b e

  5. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 11:43pm UTC
    Today,
    My little brother stomped into my room and through a bra at my face
    He then yelled
    "THIS THING DOESN'T WORK!"
    I wonder what he used it for, and why it didn't work...

  6. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 11:37pm UTC
    "Mom, I swear my room was
    clean this morning"
    so what happened?
    "I got dressed" ♥
    **Laureeeen

  7. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 11:32pm UTC
    T H E S E N T E N C E B E L O W I S FA LS E .
    ----> the sentence above is true..
    billyboy

  8. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 11:27pm UTC
    "Cant touch this!!"
    well... except for you... you can

    daddysbai12

  9. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 11:22pm UTC
    Which of these shapes do not belong?
    ▲ ▲ ▼ ▲
    ----->Just an example of how we've been taught being different is wrong

  10. takeback takeback
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    Hiya there :)
    My names Donnie. Please read this.
    So my girlfriend, Kyra . Her screen name is kandykyra.
    Is really upset because she thinks I kissed her best friend when they were fighting. Please fave this so this message will get to her :/
    Kyra, I love you more than anyone. I didn't kiss your friend. she attacked me and i pushed her away. You mean the world to me, and i hate that you blocking me from you're life. I don't care about anyone else in this crazy world but you and i am truely sorry for anything pain i may have caused you.
    Please talk to me....I miss you
    I'm soo Sorry
    Will you forggive me??
    (i really need to get this message to her..pleeaasse like this!!)


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  12. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 1:15pm UTC
    Just remember ;;
    inside every girl, there's a boy.
    [ . . . t h a t c a m e o u t w r o n g . . . ]
    but you know what I mean.
    -she's the man nmf

  13. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 1:41pm UTC
    Face it..
    The only secrets that you can't tell your bestfriend
    are the LIES you told her
    that could ruin your friendship

  14. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    dad,how was i born?
    Welllll, son first your mother and i got together on
    facebook and set up a date via email. we met up
    at myspace and she agreed to download data
    from my pen drive, but right when i was about to
    transfer we realized that none of us had installed
    a firewall. it was too late to hit delete so nine
    months later a pop up window appeared saying
    you've got a male. ♥
    credit to :missJoxoxo

  15. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    let your smile change the world
    don't let the world change your smile.
    Credit t o: a nonymouus

  16. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 6:20pm UTC
    What am I supposed to say
    When I'm all choked up, and you're
    .....okay
    nmf

  17. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 6:24pm UTC
    you never realise
    how much like someone
    until you watch them
    Like someone else.
    EnriqueX788

  18. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 6:29pm UTC
    My obsession with him;
    c a n n o t b e h e a l t h y .
    ♥neverlandfugitive

  19. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    LOOK DOWN YOUR SHIRT ;
    & spell a-t-t-i-c
    Click the <3 if you get it!
    **BowDownBitch
    &&77dfgd

  20. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    FEAR: REJECTION
    WANT: ATTENTION
    CRAVE:AFFECTION
    NEED:PERFECTION

    **BEACHYLOVE

:)

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