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  1. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.

  2. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    One Direction fact #3
    It's been confirmed that the boys will be on The Ellen Show, sometime this June.
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  3. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    One Direction fact #9
    One scene of iCarly had to be filmed 9 times because Niall wouldn't stop laughing.
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  4. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    One Direction fact #19
    Harry says that Louis is worse than his mom, because he constantly plays with his hair and kisses him on the cheek.
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  5. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    One Direction fact #20
    Once Harry asked Liam what he'd do if Harry was to chase him around with a giant spoon. Dead serious, Liam replied "I would straighten your hair."
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  6. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    One Direction fact #23
    The song Moments is about a girl dying and her boyfriend comitting because he can't live without her.
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  7. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    One Direction fact #25
    All the boys think American accents are hot.
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  8. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    One Direction fact #26
    The first time the boys ever saw Zayn cry was when he found out his grandfather passed away.
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  9. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    One Direction fact #29
    When he arrived at LAX, Niall burst out singing Party in the USA.
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  10. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    One Direction fact #43
    The youngest Niall, Harry and Liam would date is 14,
    for Zayn it's 16, and 17 for Louis.
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  11. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    One Direction fact #46
    Interviewer: If you could be any piece of furniture, what would you be?
    Harry: I'd be a bed, because people have .. fun times on me.
    Louis: What, so you'd like to be involved just by being there? You'd like to be used?
    Harry: .. Yeah.
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  12. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    One Direction fact #47
    Interviewer: Describe yourself in three words.
    Harry: Cheeky, curly.. and cheeky again!
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  13. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    One Direction fact #52
    Harry says he's no good at Temple Run at all.
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  14. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    One Direction fact #83
    One time Harry walked into a glass door. Niall couldn't stop laughing at him, and then he ended up walking into the same door himself.
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    credit to LittleMissEva :)

  15. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    One Direction fact #93
    If the boys could be any animal, Louis would be a squirrel, Harry would be a sloth or chimpanze, Liam would be a lion, Zayn would be a shark and Harry decided to pronounce Niall the furby.
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  16. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    One Direction fact #103
    When Louis is bored, he likes to poke Harry to annoy him.
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  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    If history repeats itself,
    I am so getting a dinosaur
    nmf

  18. ssSoXFN13 ssSoXFN13
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 9:19pm UTC
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  19. emilyannelovesyou emilyannelovesyou
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 11:41am UTC
    If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman?
    I f I ' m a l i v e a n d w e l l ,
    W i l l y o u b e t h e r e , h o l d i n g m y h a n d ?

  20. itsemma1 itsemma1
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 11:41am UTC
    MOMSAt 3 years old: "Mommy, I love you."At 10 years old: "Mom, whatever." At 16 years old: "My mom is so annoying."At 18 years old: "I wanna leave this house."At 25 years old: "Mom, you were right."At 30 years old: "I wanna go to my mom's house."At 50 years old: "I don't wanna lose my mom..."At 70 years old: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my mom to be here with me." You only have one mom. Fave this quote is youLOVE and APPRECIATE your mom no matter if she is here or not. ♥nmf

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