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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. completeinhim completeinhim
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 11:24pm UTC
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  3. hockeyjones17 hockeyjones17
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 8:06am UTC
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  4. BeMineBieber_xo BeMineBieber_xo
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 9:47pm UTC
    my sushi brings all the japanese to the yard;; and they're like
    Konichiwa

  5. Lovestruckxx Lovestruckxx
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    Acting retarted in public,
    Because you'll never see those people again.♥

  6. itiaax* itiaax*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    Time to photoshopmy life.
    Touch up the edges, adjust the tones, blur out the background, focus on me and crop people out.
    -Wiz Khalifa

  7. iloooveYOUx iloooveYOUx
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    // if you could read my mind,
    you'd never be able to look me in the eyes again.

  8. always_remember always_remember
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 10:47pm UTC
    Losing your
    phone in a
    blanket
    then having to
    throw the blanket
    until it falls out

  9. Iwant2flyaway Iwant2flyaway
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    FLIRTATIONSHIP
    more than a friendship
    less than a relationship

  10. pandabearlove pandabearlove
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 10:09pm UTC
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  11. laurrennn1 laurrennn1
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    the other day, i saw a license plate that said..."UB6 IB9"fav this if you get it ♥

  12. ssSoXFN13 ssSoXFN13
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    Someday all the world will
    ♥sing my song

  13. Alysssa Alysssa
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    I don't get how some people can move on so fast;
    Like how they can break up with someone and a week later they're already over that person.
    It takes me so long to get over someone, I mean, if the relationship was serious, ya know.
    Because I just broke up with my boyfriend, it was a long distance relationship, so I knew that one day, we'd eventually break up..but I just never knew it would be after 24 days.
    I guess you could say it was longer 'cause we were on and off for about 3 months.
    But it's only been a day since we broke up and he's already flirting with other girls.
    ..and I'm just sitting here all like sad.
    I guess it shows how much he cared, but still, I just thought he'd be sad too.
    I know you'll never read this, but Jake, I love you and I hope you find the right girl for you.
    You deserve the best.

  14. blue_eyed_beauty blue_eyed_beauty
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    Cheshire cat: Oh, by the way, if you'd really
    like to know, he went that way.
    Alice: Who did?
    Cheshire cat: The White Rabbit.
    Alice: He did?
    Cheshire Cat: He did what?
    Alice: Went that way?
    Cheshire Cat: Who did?
    Alice: The white rabbit.
    Cheshire Cat: What Rabbit?
    Alice: But didn't you just say - i mean -
    Oh, dear.
    Cheshire Cat: Can you stand on your head?
    Alice: Oh!
    ~Alice in wonderland~

  15. allmine allmine
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 12:15pm UTC
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  16. XxpinkpandaxX XxpinkpandaxX
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 11:43pm UTC
    Dear Windshield Wipers,
    Can't Touch This!
    Sincerely, That Little Triangle♥

  17. laxgrlie624 laxgrlie624
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 11:04am UTC
    Dear girls...
    if a guy pauses a video game just to text you back,
    marry him.

  18. jaydexox jaydexox
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 10:32am UTC
    "hey, remember when you had a
    crush on--"
    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

  19. i_lovehim i_lovehim
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 7:07am UTC
    teacher:
    why are you talking in my lesson
    student:
    why are you teaching in my conversation.

  20. xxShesUniquexx xxShesUniquexx
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 10:42pm UTC
    moSTKIDS
    MY AGE ,,drink and PARTY ON THE WEEKENDS
    bUT I PLAY
    hide aND SEEK.♥
    NMF

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