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horsegirl99
posted a quote
December 10, 2012 9:05pm UTC

You're the jelly to my burger,
The knife to my soup,
The glitter to my sushi,
And the ketchup to my ice-cream,
My point is, I don't need you and I never will.
nmq/nmf

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 8:52pm UTC

Truth or Dare
should just be called
"Who do you like or
do something really embarrassing"

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blankwolf*
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 10:21pm UTC

How to tell who has been stalking your Facebook profile.
1. Go to Facebook.com
2. Right click anywhere on the page.
3. Click "View page source"
4. Press CTRL + F and type "orderedfriends"
5. Copy the first series of numbers in quotation marks below it.
6. Open another tab, go to Facebook.com/(paste the number here)
7. The first number is the person that's been on your profile the most,
the second the second most, and so on.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

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shooting_stars
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 9:14pm UTC

a very short lesson in psychology:
when a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad
when a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely
when a person talks less and fast, that person is hiding a secret
when a person can't cry, that person is weak
when a person cries on little things, that person is soft hearted
when a person asks about you even if they are busy, that person loves you

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Maddyhj
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 7:35pm UTC

You say the stove is hot ?
Well maybe it prefers beautiful.

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livelovedance
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 9:40pm UTC

breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck?•••••••
well breaking a condom is 18.

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cheetah678
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 11:27am UTC

Are you a tower?
Um...no. why would you think that?
Because Eiffel for you.
nmf/nmq

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blondehairshedontcare
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 10:21am UTC

Me at school everyday.
Me: I hate all of you.
Me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
Me: holy f*ck walk faster
Me: get smarter idiot
Me: maybe if i hit my head on a desk enough times i'll die

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cicimartin
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 9:09pm UTC

You know that place between sleep and awake,
the place where you can still remember dreaming?
That's where I'll always love you,
That's where I'll be waiting
~ Peter Pan ♥

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stay_strongxx
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 9:15pm UTC

A dream
is a wish your heart makes when
you're fast asleep. In dreams you will lose your
heartaches. Whatever you wish for, you keep.
Have faith in your dreams, and someday,
your rainbow will come smiling through.
No matter how your heart is grieving,
if you keep on believing, the dreams that
you wish will come true. --Cinderella . ♥

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 9:17pm UTC

Everyone says that high school
is the best time of your life.
Not for me though.
High school
destroyed me.

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idance
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 3:53pm UTC

It's okay, I understand.
She's skinnier.
She's funnier.
She's prettier.
Don't worry,
I wouldn't choose me either.

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 1:24pm UTC

not my quote but i love it
K .
K? K what? The letter before L? The letter after J? Did you know that in JK the K stands for "kidding". So your reply is "kidding"? Or K as in potassium? Do you need some special K in your breakfast? K as in i can K\O you? Can i knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks has a K in it.

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misscrazy33
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 9:19pm UTC

every time she laughs
she hopes he's watching
not so that he sees that she's happy
but that maybe he'll fall
for her smile, just like
she fell for his ♥

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 11:46pm UTC

click to see this quote

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
November 7, 2011 1:05am UTC

things are going very badly when:
your tampon string is too long for your dress.

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whenever_you_smile
posted a quote
November 6, 2011 2:37pm UTC

Format credit: Sandrasaurus
I wish that people in my school had a shuffle button,
so when we get sick of everyone, we get new people.
nmf

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
November 6, 2011 6:44pm UTC

fist pumping in
in church when
your favorite
hymn comes on

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xoHollisterrGirlyyxo
posted a quote
November 6, 2011 6:42pm UTC

Kids in math problems have way too
much time on their hands.
Let's get real, Podnar. Do you really need to calculate the angle at which you need to ride your bike to get to Market Street? Go get a girlfriend or something.

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beautyinabox
posted a quote
November 6, 2011 8:12pm UTC

What if your pillow
could collect your
dreams, and when you
wake up, you could plug it
into your computer and
watch them over and
over again?

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