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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
January 12, 2011 4:43pm UTC

Him: Who do u like??
Her: No one!!
Him: OH. Who do u like??
Her: No one!!!!!!!
Him: Who do u like?
Her: How many times are u gonna ask that?
Him: As many as it takes
you to say my name.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lazyLION24
posted a quote
January 9, 2011 8:05pm UTC

Saying "BE THAT WAY"
when someone
signs off on you(;
♥

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oceanchild12
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January 9, 2011 6:08pm UTC

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BlueSkyBunny
posted a quote
January 9, 2011 7:09pm UTC

Oh, your dating my ex? Cool..
I'm eating this sandwich.. you want those leftovers, too?

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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
January 9, 2011 8:06pm UTC

My life was like a
sidewalk.
For the most part sidewalks are safe.
You can see the danger nearby, but for some reason you still mange to feel
O U T O F H A R M ’ S W A Y
You walk on the sidewalk trusting that it will protect you. And most of the time it does…
however; there are always times where
a car speeds up and over the curve
to knock you down.
That’s what happened to me. And that car was you.
♥

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i_love_nerds11
posted a quote
January 9, 2011 5:28pm UTC

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Black boy: "I know I'm adopted"
White dad: *bangs cupboard* "WHO TOLD YOU? I thought we were going to tell him together at the right time."
-easy a
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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EdwardScissorhands
posted a quote
January 9, 2011 5:34pm UTC

"I hate this photo,I'm so ugly!"
Of course dear,
that's why you uploaded it.

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lilcastle15
posted a quote
January 9, 2011 6:07pm UTC

we haven't talked in 3 months..
yet, everytime I get a text,
I still hope that it'll be from
you.♥
mine(:

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SunshineGirl72
posted a quote
January 9, 2011 5:00pm UTC

*home phone rings*
you wait for someone else to get it
&& on the last ring you realize you're home alone

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xoxomissmorganxoxo
posted a quote
January 9, 2011 8:54pm UTC

Facebook may say that we are friends,
»»» but I wouldn't hesitate to punch you in the face

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kotababii
posted a quote
January 9, 2011 5:11pm UTC

my suggestion?
never get too attached
to someone because
attachments lead to
expectations and ♡
expectations lead to
disappointments.

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Miss_Independent
posted a quote
January 9, 2011 5:01pm UTC

When I die...
A friend would cry for days.
But a best friend would change my
facebook status to "Is chillin' with Jesus.(:"

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
January 9, 2011 8:51pm UTC

That One Day I Miss School,
EVERYTHING HAPPENS

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heartssXD
posted a quote
January 9, 2011 5:02pm UTC

Saying,
"You are my Nemo."
Is a simple way of saying:
I'd search every inch of the world to find you.
♥♥♥ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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rosieisodd
posted a quote
January 9, 2011 8:47pm UTC

It's not that I hate you,
it's like, uh, let's put it this way:
if you were on fire and I had water,
I would probably drink the water.

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pleasantly_pocket_sized_one
posted a quote
January 8, 2011 5:55pm UTC

Why am I so afraid to lose you,
when you're not even mine?

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twelforever18
posted a quote
December 28, 2010 11:39pm UTC

Wondering if,
You've already met the person you are going to marry
What we want to say to

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xjaimex3
posted a quote
December 18, 2010 5:36pm UTC

Yep.
Kay.
Yess.
I will.
Mhm.
I know.
I won't.
Yeah.
Yup.
Sure.
Yeah.
Ok.
BYE MOM.
♥

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idkomg123
posted a quote
December 29, 2010 7:30pm UTC

we say yea!
our fists flying up in the air
like we're holding on to something
thats invisible there____ ♥

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