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iTSANDREABETCH
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October 5, 2011 7:53pm UTC

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iTSANDREABETCH
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October 6, 2011 5:27pm UTC

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iTSANDREABETCH
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October 6, 2011 5:28pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #131]
"Maybe I should start jogging...
haha I'm not gonna start jogging."
nmf.

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iTSANDREABETCH
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October 6, 2011 5:31pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #133]
"All mah b*tches love it, all mah, all mah b* tches love it, all mah b*tches love it, you ain't f*cking with mah honda."
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iTSANDREABETCH
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October 6, 2011 5:32pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #134]
"Oh, it's raining today. I probably should get mahstunna shades."
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iTSANDREABETCH
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October 6, 2011 5:33pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #135]
"Gotta recline my seat, one hand on the wheel, now its time to ride the whip."
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iTSANDREABETCH
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October 6, 2011 5:34pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #136]
"Vin Disel, you can s*ck on these white boys nuts!"
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iTSANDREABETCH
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October 6, 2011 5:35pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #137]
"What's up shawty? Wanna get with a white boy?"
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iTSANDREABETCH
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October 6, 2011 5:39pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #141]
"Note: Don't play with a cyclospe while driving."
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iTSANDREABETCH
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October 6, 2011 5:38pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #140]
"Oh hey now, that's a MILF. MILF, MILF, MILF."
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iTSANDREABETCH
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October 6, 2011 5:37pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #139]
"Stop sign: f*ck that.
Pedestrians: f*ck you.
85 in a 30: f*ck yea!"
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iTSANDREABETCH
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October 6, 2011 5:40pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #142]
"IM A MOTHER F*CKING PUNCTUAL GANGSTER."
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iTSANDREABETCH
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October 9, 2011 8:53pm UTC

no matter what they say,
no matter what they do,
always keep your head held high,
& dont let them control you.
♥

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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 20, 2011 6:24pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #1]
"I dont give a flying pretzel in skittle rainbows hell what your problem is right now."
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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 20, 2011 6:37pm UTC

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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 20, 2011 6:46pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #8]
"If your thinking about with a more natural look... lets be serious. Your way to ugly to pull that look off."
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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 20, 2011 6:54pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #9] "Maybe that person tried to finger blast you on the dance floor, maybe he rubbed his ball sack on your stomach, maybe he panced you while he was trying to dance with you, INAPPROPRIATE PANTS OFF DANCE OFF!" nmf.

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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 21, 2011 2:37pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #26]
"Bing bang boom.
Everybody's getting pregnant."
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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 21, 2011 6:32pm UTC

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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 22, 2011 9:16pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #47]
"Wanna play squirt goo out of your wee wee? Dont answer that...
YES ANSWER THAT!"
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