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JockerDontTryAndChangeMe
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March 11, 2011 11:53pm UTC

Those messages
that you never want to erase ♥

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GymnastBabee97
posted a quote
March 12, 2011 12:08am UTC

I'm not trying to impress you or anything
but i watch
PG movies
without parental guidance

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MissAnna
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March 12, 2011 8:40am UTC

'Wow, today's gonna be a great day!'
-later- "oh FCK I got my period."

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LacrosseLover
posted a quote
March 12, 2011 10:31am UTC

Ever wonder
if teachers can tell who is dating

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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alliejade1997
posted a quote
March 11, 2011 9:52pm UTC

that awkward moment when you
and your exboyfriend
look into each others eyes
for only a moment and
you realize hes completely over you
and he realizes youll always love him.

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youjustlostthegame417
posted a quote
March 11, 2011 11:08pm UTC

"some people care too much;
i think it's called love."
♥
not my format

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JustADream_
posted a quote
March 11, 2011 5:35pm UTC

He said; hi
She said; bye
He said; I like you
She said; why?
He said; you hair, your smile, your eyes
She said; I know you lie
He said; No it’s the truth, I’ll prove it to you
She said; How will you prove it to me, please do
He said; Fine you got me, I don’t really like you
She said; See I told you so.
He said; I don’t really like you girl, because I love you.
You are beautiful in every single way.

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BrittanyBabe
posted a quote
March 11, 2011 7:34pm UTC

His status ?
"Like for I think."
So i like it.
What does he write on my wall ?
"I think .. I don't know what happened. I miss my babygirl"
I've been waiting 3 weeks to hear that. <3

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glitterfriends
posted a quote
March 12, 2011 9:01am UTC

____________________
when butterflies are
in love, do they feel human's in their
s t o m a c h?
♥
_____________________________

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Tamtam97
posted a quote
March 11, 2011 3:01pm UTC

im not trying to impress you but»
i ride my bike with no training weels.
and one time, i rode without a helmet...
That's just fuckingg dangerous.

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LoveByWhisper
posted a quote
March 11, 2011 11:23pm UTC

There's only 3 things
I want when I am
on my period.
Chocolate.
Music.
And for everyone
to leave me alone.

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tdslove
posted a quote
March 12, 2011 9:13am UTC

love is handing someone a gun
and letting it point to your head
believing that he won't pull the trigger
-spongebob squarepants♥
credit to kotababii for format! (I don't usually borrow formats but yours are always so amazinnn' hehe)

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sophiaxx1
posted a quote
March 12, 2011 11:36am UTC

Today,
i saw a fifth grader wearing Uggs, leggings,
a Hollister shirt, and a Northface.
When i was in fifth grade, I wore
Bobby Jack shirts and Limited Too.

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jgymnastics7
posted a quote
March 12, 2011 12:28am UTC

♥ Our arms brush,
I get b utterflys , & [:
i know that iloveyou
♥
*not my format*

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EvilAngel
posted a quote
March 12, 2011 11:38am UTC

Today, my sister found out that
One of her best friends, who was on holiday in Japan, is missing.
Please pray that they find him ♥

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Eminemismyluv
posted a quote
March 11, 2011 10:17pm UTC

Trying to touch the stuff coming at you in 3-d movies
♥

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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
March 11, 2011 8:55pm UTC

In this weird twisted way
I know you miss me liking you, not because I want to believe it's true, but because you'll never find a girl that can put up with you like I did; you'll never find a girl who will care as much as I did, because no one will waste all there love on someone like you,
like I did.</3

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danni79
posted a quote
March 12, 2011 8:06am UTC

e t c end of thinking capacity.

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vanillalove97
posted a quote
March 11, 2011 11:08pm UTC

a good friend will comfort you when he rejects</3 you,
a BESTFRIEND will go up to him and ask him, "its because your gay isn't it?"
credit to facebook

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