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neenah14

1. neenah14
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   December 5, 2011 6:24pm UTC
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2. neenah14
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   December 5, 2011 6:21pm UTC
   When I see your face, the little voices in my head say,
   "Hey, I remember you, your the one who broke my heart and didn't bother to pick up the pieces"
   
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3. neenah14
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   December 5, 2011 6:18pm UTC
   When I cry, I'm not only thinking about you,
   I think about how much better i am without you.
   
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4. neenah14
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   December 5, 2011 6:17pm UTC
   And all your lies in your blue eyes.
   
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5. neenah14
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   December 5, 2011 1:21pm UTC
   Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt,
   Then its hilarious!
   
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6. neenah14
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   December 5, 2011 12:47pm UTC
   A wise man sat in the audience and cracked a joke,
   Everybody laughed like crazy,
   After a moment, he cracked the same joke again,
   This time, less people laughed.
   He cracked the same joke over and over again until no one laughed,
   He then smiled and said:
   "You can't laugh at the same joke again and again,
   But why can we cry over the same thing over and over?"
   
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7. neenah14
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   December 5, 2011 12:43pm UTC
   I miss those days when I
   could throw someone into a pool
   without having to worry
   if they had their phone in their pocket.
   
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8. neenah14
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2011 12:40pm UTC
   The average person tells 4 lies a day,
   or 1460 a year, a total of 87,600 by the age of 60,
   And the most common lie is:
   I have read and agreed with the terms and conditions.
   
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9. neenah14
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   December 5, 2011 12:38pm UTC
   "Its Impossible" said pride,
   "Its Risky" said experience,
   "Its Pointless" said reason,
   "Give it a try" said the heart.
   
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10. neenah14
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    December 5, 2011 12:36pm UTC
    I miss the time when photos were
    taken for memories,
    not for social networking programs.
    
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11. neenah14
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    December 5, 2011 12:34pm UTC
    If life gives you lemons,
    Keep them, because, hey, free lemons.
    
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12. neenah14
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 12:33pm UTC
    There is always a little
    truth behind every
    "just kidding"
    a little knowledge behind every
    "I don't know"
    a little emotion behind every
    "I don't care"
    and a little pain behind every
    "It's okay."
    
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13. neenah14
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    December 5, 2011 12:30pm UTC
    Doing what you like is Freedom,
    Liking what you do is Happiness.
    
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14. neenah14
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    December 5, 2011 12:28pm UTC
    Yesterday is History,
    Tomorrow is a mystery,
    But Today is a gift, and thats why its called the Present.
    
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15. neenah14
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    December 5, 2011 12:26pm UTC
    We avoid taking risks in life...
    So we can make it safely to death?
    
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16. neenah14
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    December 5, 2011 12:24pm UTC
    We are best friends,
    Remember that I will always be there to pick you up when you fall...
    After I finish laughing.
    
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17. neenah14
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    December 5, 2011 12:22pm UTC
    If you watch Godzilla backward,
    Its about a giant lizard who helps rebuild a half burnt down city, then moonwalks back into the ocean.
    
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18. neenah14
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    December 5, 2011 12:20pm UTC
    If you tickle me,
    I'm not responsible for your injuries.
    
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19. neenah14
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    December 5, 2011 12:18pm UTC
    When I am about to die...
    I want my last words to be
    "I left one million dollars in the..."
    
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20. neenah14
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 12:16pm UTC
    I hate it when...
    you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie.
    
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