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nebraska99

Status: I don't often ahte, but when I do. I prefer to hate the Iowa Hawkeyes.

Member Since: 17 Feb 2011 03:23pm

Last Seen: 29 Jan 2013 01:15pm

Location: Narnia

Gender: F

user id: 153517

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Status: Ready, set, go and chase your dreams.

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nebraska99
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September 11, 2012 12:03pm UTC

You smell like a baby prostitute.
-Mean Girls

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September 10, 2012 2:02pm UTC

My mom: If you say yolo one more time I'm going to punch you in the throat.

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September 7, 2012 2:15pm UTC

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September 7, 2012 2:08pm UTC

If you feed me, I love you.

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September 7, 2012 2:04pm UTC

Plot twist: Steve is actually a 72 yr old pedophile.

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September 6, 2012 12:28pm UTC

*I was at a rodeo & suddenly the rodeo clown stands up on a barrel*
Clown: This ones for all the teeeeens.
Clown: Hey, I just met you.
Me: *stands up*
Me: AND THIS IS CRAAAAZZZZYYYYY.
Me: *points at random boy*
Me: BUT HERES MY NUMBER.
Me: SO CALL ME MAYBE?
Me: *wink*
Me: *sits down slowly*
My dad:
Me:
My dad:
Me:
My dad:
Me:
My dad:
Me: I really dont know how to act in public.

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nebraska99
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 12:25pm UTC

Fish are friends. Not food.
mine

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September 5, 2012 12:14pm UTC

He texted me first. He wants the D.

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September 4, 2012 3:56pm UTC

I will not fall for him.
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I will not fall for him.
Crap.

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nebraska99
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September 4, 2012 3:50pm UTC

Or pretending we were never best friends or anything works too.

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September 4, 2012 3:47pm UTC

I hope she gives you herpes.

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August 23, 2012 7:28pm UTC

I hope she gives you herpes.

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August 6, 2012 5:26am UTC

*At wedding with my parents & their friends*
My moms friend: Oh yes, our son blah blah blah.
Me: *I whisper to my mom* They have a son?
My mom: Yes, his name is Ken.
Me: How old is he?
My mom: 17 I think.
Me:
My mom: He's cute.
Me:
My mom: You knew you were thinking it.
Me: True.
My mom to her friend: So where is Ken?
Me: Please just tell me he's in the bathroom.
My moms friend: He just got home from camp last night and decided to stay home.
Me:
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Me: WHY DOES EVEVERTHING HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME

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July 7, 2012 4:12am UTC

*running concession stand at softball game*
Attractive boy: Can I have a Mnt Dew?
Me: Can I mount and do you?

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nebraska99
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July 6, 2012 1:32am UTC

It should be a law to be a teenage girl you must watch Mean Girls.

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July 6, 2012 1:26am UTC

People who have seen Mean Girls
>
People who havent seen Mean Girls

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nebraska99
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July 6, 2012 1:24am UTC

randomly scratching your boob and finding money in your bra