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LadyG
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November 19, 2011 11:51am UTC

Ever since the day I first saw you, you're all I think about, when I see you, I want to rip your clothes from your body, dammit, I love you..
What ??!
Sorry, my cat walked on my keyboard.. :$

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anch0redships
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November 11, 2011 11:27am UTC

On 11/11/11, all you guys care about is your wish.
But guess what? It's also Veteran's Day.
The people who fought for our lives in World War One,
YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL.

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lillylovee
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October 23, 2011 12:26pm UTC

Do you know a turtle's only weakness?
Uhh.. Their slowness?
No. Their only weakness is that they can't roll back when they are on their backs.
Oh lol, so if you tape two turtles together, they'd be unstoppable, right?
... OH MY GOD.
BRB.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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siky12
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October 23, 2011 11:25am UTC

You're so hot
w h e n I l o o k a t y o u , I g e t a t a n .

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Erezaa
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October 22, 2011 4:31pm UTC

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idance
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October 14, 2011 9:12pm UTC

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idance
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October 14, 2011 9:09pm UTC

Jake
Hi, this is Jake's mom.. I wanted to let all of you know that he is no longer allowed on facebook due to the choices he made today. He posted on facebook personal information about someone, that regardless if it was true or not, it was rude. Because he chose to try and make her mad by spreading personal information, I thought he should know how it feels when the tables are turned.
He wet the bed until he was 8.
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idance
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October 14, 2011 8:48pm UTC

If you ask me to hold your drink,
I will drink it.

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LiveTheDream
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July 30, 2011 9:34pm UTC

Definition of: "Have a good summer!"
- I don't know you, but I feel bad
just writing my name in your yearbook.
_NMF

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babyBrii
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May 1, 2011 11:14pm UTC

Osama Bin Laden
is dead.
can my brother come home now?

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ohemgeeitsfrilldawg
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May 1, 2011 11:42pm UTC

America;
just won the most epic game of
Hide and Go Seek(;

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liviababy
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May 2, 2011 12:28am UTC

I bet Osama Bin Laden accidentally hit the
"Add your location" button during his last tweet .

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KatSaysRawrr
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May 1, 2011 11:55pm UTC

Bin Laden's Dead..
can we skip school tomorrow?

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May 2, 2011 12:12am UTC

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ellarosemartinez
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February 28, 2011 5:38pm UTC

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Today i went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas"
The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found"
Well played, ninjas, well played.
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dancingqueen17
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February 25, 2011 3:36pm UTC

my science teacher talks about her husband a lot ...
i think he is a cat (:

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